Posted on 10/16/2018 12:27:13 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
He smokes a pipe or a cigar sometimes, like I sometimes smoke a cigarette-we also sometimes drink wine with dinner because we want to-is that a problem?
yours is a GREAT LIST...so true!!
A great first date for a guy to establish his bonafides is to take a gal to a shooting range and demonstrate gun competency.
Some girls give me money
Some girls buy me clothes
Some girls give me jewelry
That I never thought I’d own
Some girls give me diamonds
Some girls, heart attacks
Some girls I give all my bread to
I don’t ever want it back
Some girls give me jewelry
Others buy me clothes
Some girls give me children
I never asked them for
So give me all your money
Give me all your gold
I’ll buy you a house at Zuma beach
I’ll give you half of what I own
Some girls take my money
Some girls take my clothes
Some girls get the shirt off my back
And leave me with a lethal dose
Yeah French girls they want Cartier
Italian girls want cars
American girls want everything in the world
You can possibly imagine
English girls they’re so prissy
I can’t stand them on the telephone
Sometimes I take the receiver off the hook
I don’t want them to ever call at all
White girls they’re pretty funny
Sometimes they drive me mad
Black girls just wanna get fucked all night
I just don’t have that much jam
Chinese girls are so gentle
They’re really such a tease
You never know quite what they’re cookin’
Inside those silky sleeves
Give me all your money
Give me all your gold
I’ll buy you a house at Zuma beach
I’ll give you half of what I own
Yeah baby why don’t you please come home
Some girls they’re so pure
Some girls so corrupt
Some girls give me children
I only made love to her once
Give me half your money
Give me half your car
Give me half of everything
I’ll make you world’s biggest star
So gimme all your money
Give me all your gold
Let’s go back to Zuma beach
I’ll give you half of everything I own
Shrewd.
LOL!!!
Yes!
If she promises that she’s good, then who am I to disagree?
THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG’S LIST
What am I doing wrong?
Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy.
I’m not from New York. I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at
least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind
that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think
I’m overreaching at all.
Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could
you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around
200 - 250. But that’s where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won’t get
me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married
to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she’s not as pretty as
I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I
get to her level?
Here are my questions specifically:
- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms
-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won’t hurt my
feelings
-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I’m 25)?
- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I’ve seen really ‘plain jane’ boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I’ve seen drop dead
gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What’s the story
there?
- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for
MARRIAGE ONLY
Please hold your insults - I’m putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I’m being up front
about it. I wouldn’t be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn’t
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.
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THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I’m not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your
bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here’s how I
see it.
Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a
cr@ppy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you
suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring
my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my
money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely
that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t
be getting any more beautiful!
So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in
earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy
and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense
to “buy you” (which is what you’re asking) so I’d rather lease. In case
you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were
to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It’s
as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.
Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So,
I wonder why a girl as “articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful”
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to
believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K
hasn’t found you, if not only for a tryout.
By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then
we wouldn’t need to have this difficult conversation.
With all that said, I must say you’re going about it the right way.
Classic “pump and dump.”
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of
lease, let me know.
Great list.
You are dead on right that. A woman doesn’t want a dependent wuss.
If we want to feel needed, our kids take care of that.
We DON’T want another baby.
I like 6 out of 7. I don’t care about a style. Maybe his style is just comfortable clean clothing. Good enough for me.
To those who asked about money: it’s not the amount, it’s how they deal with money. Having ambition and passion and responsibility means they will take care of what they need to, and they will work hard to get where they need to. Worst thing in the world: they shirk all financial responsibility and use up your money. Ask me how I know that is a big turn off.
Believe me, KC, this is what my dad tried to tell me. It isn’t true. It is not always just as easy to fall in love with a rich guy. Money isn’t everything.
Don’t kid yourself. Men fall in love, and sometimes harder than women fall. Women cry, talk it over with their friends, and move on. Men get crushed. Men really do fall in love.
Not to women worth having.
We see past all that surface crapola.
I did NOT need to see that.
Awesome! And I love to bake and cook too so there still are some of us out there. Good on you for 3rd time’s a charm, I’ll Wish on your post for the same luck.
I do not accept this propaganda piece.
All of those applied to me in my youth, but the Church Girls wanted the Bad Boys and Success Objects.
I was passionate about serving the Lord, and about other things, but I was not passionate about making money for its own sake. And I was never, ever a Bad Boy - never a Prodigal Son who needed to be redeemed by a so-called Good Woman’s love.
Any treatise that does not honestly address the carnal female attractions to debauchery and cupidity is disingenuous.
As an astute writer once wrote:
“Don’t listen to what women say; watch what women do.”
If it is him, no not a chance. :)
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