The dry air in Arizona must desiccate their brains. . . it's the only explanation. New Mexico too.
A proud Desiccated Deplorable from a deep red Trump county in NM, but I digress.
There are areas around Santa Fe where I suspect the (down stream) water is the culprit rather than the humidity, or lack there of.
Lots of yellow cake Uranium ore around NM, and AZ too, so there's that possibility also.
Had to laugh, and reply, your comment was too funny. Much obliged.
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