The inevitable result of uncontrolled harbor seal populations. They bring the sharks.
The seal population is unbelievable. The seals have spread around into the Mass. Bay side, and we have white sharks showing up here and pinging the shark buoys on a regular basis.
The buoys are placed close to shore from Scituate thru Marshfield and to Plymouth. Only the tagged sharks can ping the buoys, so untagged whites are around but go undetected. -Tom
Come on, guys. Let's get right down to it. It's global warming, which is causing super-mega hurricanes like Florence to form. The sharks, trying to avoid Florence, swam up to the Cape and started attacking anyone who wasn't careful.
Now, we all know that President Trump is responsible for Florence, because the "Newspaper of Record", the New York Slimes, has told us so. And, because he caused Florence to come into existence, the ripple effect has caused this poor man's death on the Cape.
So maybe we should indict Trump for negligent homicide, impeach and remove him on the spot, and put Hillary in her rightful spot in the Oval Office. I mean, Trump stole the election from her in 2016, and has exploited the office for his personal financial gain ever since.
[Do I really need the /sarc tag on this one???]