Posted on 06/19/2018 12:14:58 PM PDT by Red Badger
Impregnate a beaver for the good of the erf.
Giardia for everyone!
You do not ever want to drink out of beaver pond. Fair warning.
Uhhh, beavers are responsible for FLOODING farm land. I know. My dad would blow the damns up with dynomite.
In before the Beaver jokes.
“Leave It To Beaver! Starring...Barbara Billingsley, Tony Dow, Hugh Beumont and”...never mind.
Another team of scientists studied trees along the stream and stated, “beavers are hell on trees”.
Don’t beaver pee and poop in the watershed?
If properly cleaned, beavers make for good eating.
Tried Beaver tail once. Uuuugh!
It makes me shudder to think of it.
They can have ours. One day I planted 7 apple trees, THAT NIGHT they chewed three of them down before I could get back with the wires screen the next day.
I was p!ssed at first, but hey it’s what beavers do.
I guess British beavers are more environmentally correct than American ones. More stupidity from across the pond as bucktoothed Brits praise their bucktoothed fur bearing kin.
Beavers here are good only for being shot, skinned, eaten, their pelts utilized, and their farm wrecking dams blown sky high.
Fertilizer.............
The beavers turned the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone into a marshy wilderness paradise until wolves showed up and wiped them out.
http://www.thewildlifenews.com/2012/12/31/chernobyl-wildlife/
Gee Wally... if we don't do a good job cleanin' up the water, Dad's gonna holler at us and we'll get in
big trouble.
The number one cause of death for beavers is falling trees...
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