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Smiles for Seniors
email from a friend | 6/17/2018 | unknown

Posted on 06/17/2018 2:57:35 AM PDT by sodpoodle

Senior wedding

Steve, age 92, and Sally age 89, living in Estero, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Steve suggests they go in.

Steve addresses the man behind the counter:

"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Steve: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Steve: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Steve: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Steve: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Steve: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Steve: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Steve: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Steve: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Steve: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure, how can I help you?

Steve: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: remember
getting there;(
1 posted on 06/17/2018 2:57:35 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

Oooo kay


2 posted on 06/17/2018 2:58:56 AM PDT by silverleaf (A man who kneels for the national anthem doesn't stand for much of anything)
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To: sodpoodle

Dimmit...I had to read it four times,
kept forgetting the beginning...


3 posted on 06/17/2018 3:07:34 AM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: All

If you are too young to understand the reference - just remember it’s FATHERS’S DAY - and dad’s get old too quickly;)


4 posted on 06/17/2018 3:15:19 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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To: sodpoodle
getting there;(

Already arrived :-o

5 posted on 06/17/2018 3:18:54 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (You Say "White Privilege"...I Say "Protestant Work Ethic")
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To: Doogle

I started reading, but lost my place after a few words, tried to restart from the beginning but that didn’t help. Perhaps the author would include the address of that drug store?


6 posted on 06/17/2018 3:29:14 AM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
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To: PIF
Perhaps the author would include the address of that drug store?

______________________________

Do they deliver?

7 posted on 06/17/2018 3:59:59 AM PDT by a little elbow grease (Zip ties and duct tape are far more productive than pussy hats and #metoo tweets)
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To: a little elbow grease

Do they deliver?

Deliver? I hear Micky D’s does now.


8 posted on 06/17/2018 4:20:38 AM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
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To: sodpoodle

Right with ya Sod....Sac


9 posted on 06/17/2018 4:24:51 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: sodpoodle
Getting old - Everything is stiff except that one thing.

10 posted on 06/17/2018 4:54:22 AM PDT by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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To: BitWielder1

Shut up!


11 posted on 06/17/2018 4:59:53 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: sodpoodle

LOL...thanks for a nice start to Sunday!


12 posted on 06/17/2018 5:51:55 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: BitWielder1
Getting old - Everything is stiff except that one thing.

At that age it's hard to keep a stiff upper lip.....

13 posted on 06/17/2018 9:48:23 AM PDT by varon (Run the conspirators to ground)
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