No lie...every one of these “jobs” could be rolled into one.
I'd be curious what their work week looks like. Do you think they've ever put in an 8-hour day? 40-hour week? I'll bet a work day isn't more than 7 hours tops with no less than 90 minutes for lunch. In fact, I'd bet that every one of those employees does no more than an hour of actual work each day, if even that.