Posted on 05/02/2018 11:30:05 AM PDT by Gamecock
BERKELEY, CA—College student and “Antifa” activist Richard Anderson, 25, was reportedly very upset Tuesday after being unable to join a local demonstration due to accidentally leaving his ski mask in his mother’s car when she drove him over to its location.
“Aw, man—I can’t believe I did that! It’s totally too late to text her to turn around, too,” a visibly dejected Anderson reportedly muttered to himself, burying his face in his hands and shaking his head. “Of all the things to forget, leave it to me to forget the one thing necessary to take part in a violent protest.”
With no way to conceal his face and several hours to burn before his mother was set to pick him up and drive him back to their house, where he lives in the basement, the unemployed liberal arts major sought out and found a small group of masked rioters who were on their way to the scene of the demonstration, and offered them the several makeshift weapons he was hoping to use during the afternoon’s event.
At publishing time, he had pulled out his smartphone and ordered a few extra ski masks with expedited shipping, using his father’s credit card, to make sure this would never happen again.
Believable.
REMEMBER TO RIP THEIR MASK OFF IF YOU EVER RUN INTO ONE OF THESE FREAKS
First World Problems.
All that a LOT of college students get from college is a worthless degree, a liberal indoctrination, and a mountain of debt.
Just steal a MAGA hat from some random World War veteran and pull it down over your eyes. Problem solved.
DOH! How bad a day is that for one of these assclowns. To be rejected by aunt teefuh.
You know it is fake news when the liberal actually takes the blame. IT WAS HIS MOMMY’S FAULT!
Need to pass an ordinance that forbid wearing any kind of mash during a demonstration!
Is there no end to these self-identified losers?
Saw my first ever Antifa type last night, on the drive home from work.
It was on an footbridge over the interstate with a “Unite” sign. Rush hour, traffic was extremely slow.
Plenty of time to tap my horn to get its attention, wave, it waved back, I flipped him off.
At least 40 other drivers witnessed this and suddenly, EVERYBODY was honking and flipping.
Good times.
LOL!
I’m sure that’s happened numerous times.
That’s what makes it such great satire! The title alone is pure gold.
In a strange coincidence; this kid’s grandfather totally forgot his KKK hood some 60 years ago as he also left it in his mom’s car.
Seems hatred, stupidity and forgetfulness runs in that family.
They’re hilarious. Babylon Bee, I mean, not Antifa.
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