Posted on 03/08/2018 11:41:23 AM PST by blueunicorn6
An import tariff is going to cause a world wide depression, world war and an epidemic of babies born with undersized penises.
Evil River Otters attacking elderly female kayakers.
In Florida, of course.
Democrats regaining power.
Ridding California of all illegal
immigrants would be catastrophic.
(the entire US for that matter)
Morning or afternoon? Plumber is coming in the morning.
A broken strap on my favorite pair of flip-flops.
All these posts and NO BLUBBERING about guns ?
Out-of-control Chinese space station crashing to earth and starting the zombie apocalypse!
Undetected (as of yet) assteroids (aka first cousin of flaming ‘hemmoroids’)
...possibly coming from the solar system’s region of Uranus
Giant canaries are real! And one of them snatched the Hogg boy’s friends!
Gay frogs
Things to Worry About: Asteroid Impact, Massive gamma ray burst from an outside the solar system event, BSE nvCJD, SARS, Smallpox, Ebola ,Flu- (human, bird, swine, duck, chicken), Salmonella, Carbs, Fat, Protein, Terrorists, Anthrax, Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Too little ozone, Too much ozone, Global warming, Global cooling, Global Warming Chaos, Pesticides, Deer ticks, Nerve gas, Dirty bombs, Haliburton, SUVs, Guns, Acid rain, Too much Rain, Too little Rain, Nuclear power, Non-nuclearpower, Nuclear war, Conventional war, Wind Turbines shredding endangered birds, Obesity, Starvation, BCS, The Yankees with ARod, NCAA Basketball Tournament Selections, Pit bulls, Rottweilers, German Shepherds, Huskies, Alaskan Malamutes ,Doberman Pinschers, Chow Chows, Great Danes, St. Bernards, Akitas, green ketchup, MRSA (Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus), Pet spiders, Yard Sale Congestion, Red King Crabs, Shadow people, Cattle mutilations, Junk Science, Supersize fries, Our worst fears were confirmed, steroids in baseball, microwave popcorn, HIV, Peak Oil, Cholesterol both LDL and HDL, second hand smoke, Google Telephone Searches, backyard nuclear reactor, Nitrogen pollution, Carbon Dioxide Reported at Record Levels, Dangerous’ Curry Colourings, Cataracts from computers, brain tumors from cell phones, fire ants, killer bees, killer tomatoes, killer clowns, the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, Terrell Owens and Ron Artest, Exploding cell phones, cryptococcus gattii, methylisothiazolinone (MIT), “holiday heart,” , U.S. Teens Are Among the Worst at Math, picking your teeth in public, “The Hamdog.”, Plastic Wrap in a Microwave, mercury, perfluorooctanoic acid, Teflon, KFC frying oil, Starbucks high calorie coffee drinks, Southern San Andreas fault waiting to explode:, Study Says Earth’s Temp at 400-Year High, Earth hottest it’s been in 2,000 years,strong electromagnetic currents, everything spinning out of control, more women are clinically depressed than ever before, Warming May Make ‘Perfect Storm’ of Disease, Tofu ‘may raise risk of dementia, Researchers Say Popular Fish Contains Potentially Dangerous Fatty Acid Combination (Tilapia) , More Kidney Stone Disease Projected Due To Global Warming , Earth likely to disappear in two centuries, warn experts,. Reusable bag risk, Global warming of 7C ‘could kill billions this century’’, Jumbo Slice” pizza joints, New York, Boston “Directly in Path” of Sea Level Rise, The next crisis has already begun, Apocalypse now (World to end, Bush’s fault), Sun’s Plasma Balls Could Wipe Out Human Civilization; Star Predicted to Blast Through the Solar System; The south is SINKING: Giant chunks of the Earth’s mantle are falling off and causing quakes across the southeastern US - and more are coming, warn researchers,Is the Sun DISINTEGRATING? NASA spots monster hole open up on our star, Global warming drowning San Francisco, A big volcano erupting somewhere, The poles flipping, Global warming starving fish, Giant canaries swooping down and grabbing people!!!!!!11!!!!one!!!!!eleven!
Trump in the WH.....
That is an impressive list.
Your photo reminded me that I love this truck.
:-)
I have a personal trombonist who follows me around, ready to make that “wah-wah-wah-waaaaaaah” sound as needed.
The “ba-dum-tssshhhh” drummer quit out of boredom at his idleness.
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