I hate robocalls. There’s this one from perky Allison from the warranty department. I speak back to her and she apparently listens and responds. Then I ask if this is a recording. She politely responds, yes for quality control purposes we use pre recorded messages.
You should talk dirty to the recordings. Try it. It's fun to see what automated response comes back.
So you know Alison too? I thought we were the only ones favored by hearing her pleasant voice at all hours of the day and night.
When I pick up the phone, I first listen for heavy breathing to tell is someone is really there.