[Tenacious 1]

I hate robocalls. There’s this one from perky Allison from the warranty department. I speak back to her and she apparently listens and responds. Then I ask if this is a recording. She politely responds, yes for quality control purposes we use pre recorded messages.

You should talk dirty to the recordings. Try it. It's fun to see what automated response comes back.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

You should talk dirty to the recordings. Try it. It's fun to see what automated response comes back.

Well, I'll pull a CNN on perky Allison and ask her about sh*tholes. And Clymers, too. Lol

[OldMissileer]

You should talk dirty to the recordings. Try it. It's fun to see what automated response comes back.

Not about phone calls but funny:

I started backing out of a parking spot when some idiot raced between the parked cars and sped right behind me, almost causing me to hit him. I said, "SH!T" really loud and my smart phone talked back to me in some of the most vile language I could imagine. My wife looked at me in surprise and we both started laughing.

[Keyhopper]

I haven’t tired that approach yet, so thank you.
When newspaper, magazines, or any readable materials call.
Ask them if it comes in Braille, you had an industrial accident and your now blind.