Teens Fall Ill After Eating Laundry Detergent, Then Post to Social Media

NBC Bay Area ^ | 1/12 | Brandon Lopez

[Dr. Pritchett]

“I’ll take “Democrats’’ for $100 Alex!”

Yeah, maybe we better let this thing play out a little before we all rush in willy-nilly with half-baked solutions to a problem we don’t fully understand... there are unintended consequences to consider, no?

[jmacusa]

Yes, I concur Dr.

[21twelve]

I forget her name - but a blonde girl with very curly hair. She would eat the glue every chance she could. “Because I love horses!” Even in kindergarten I knew that was some kind of weird.

[jmacusa]

I dunno... the stuff just tasted... good. Like I say, kids, ya know?

[jughandle]

Great. Now they’re going to stop making these convenient little non-messy things.

[FoxInSocks]

Bear Slices SW Florida Man's Face While Walking Dog

That’s strange. I’ve never seen a bear walking a dog. Does the bear work in a circus?

[RansomOttawa]

Children who have gotten the product in their mouths have reported excessive vomiting, wheezing and gasping.

And how much vomiting is deemed not excessive?

[seawolf101]

[shibumi]

It’s almost (but not quite) as dumb as “The Taser Challenge.”

(There are a few naughty words in this video.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8Y5D5FkkeU

This fellow may just be working his way up to the
inevitable sit-down meeting in his future with “Old Sparky.”

[I want the USA back]

When do the parents start suing the manufacturers, out of repressed guilt over their failure to watch what their brats are doing?

[CIB-173RDABN]

Can someone explain to me again why we lowered the voting age to 18?

[MayflowerMadam]

“Tide - It cleans clothes...and gene pools.”

You stole my comment. ;) I figure that if these kids off themselves, they are doing our kids a favor. It reduces the possibility of procreation and dumbing down the population. They’re draining the swamp.

[MayflowerMadam]

Everybody ate that paste. It was peppermint-y!

[gov_bean_ counter]

Yep.

[trebb]

Let's see - they come up with ways to help prevent babies from poisoning themselves and then products of public schools decide it's a cool thing to do.

More proof of 2 truisms:

1. You can't fix stupid.

2. You can make anything fool proof; you just can't make it damn-fool proof.

[wny]

Stupid is as stupid does.

[bgill]

So, where in all of that were these teens?

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

I remember the case of some men on a hunting trip. They forgot to pack cooking oil and the idiots found that frying potatoes in liquid dish washing soap will send you to the hospital real quick.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Then there was my idiot alcoholic sergeant who, being drunk, asked if I had any whiskey to drink. I said no, and all I had was artist's turpentine which was poison. His next question was “Is there some way we can make it safe?”

[trisham]

Good question.