To: nickcarraway
Some folks need to be taken to the vet, and given the needle.
To: nickcarraway
No DOB?
3 posted on
01/09/2018 5:02:10 PM PST by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: nickcarraway
Officer: Can you describe the perp?
Victim: Yeah 414-65-0179
Officer: ok that narrows it down.
4 posted on
01/09/2018 5:02:26 PM PST by
edzo4
(Democrats playbook = promise everything, deliver nothing, blame someone else.)
To: nickcarraway
Maybe he’s hoping someone will steal his identity.
5 posted on
01/09/2018 5:04:09 PM PST by
Drew68
To: nickcarraway
All for a few packs of smokes?
6 posted on
01/09/2018 5:06:08 PM PST by
Huskrrrr
To: nickcarraway
I’m guessing you wouldn’t have much luck trying to steal his identity to get credit or a loan....
8 posted on
01/09/2018 5:08:59 PM PST by
apillar
To: nickcarraway
Here's his buddy...
To: nickcarraway
"Career criminal who stole cigarettes"
APB!! WANTED! ARREST HIM NOW!"
"Career criminal who violated the espionage act 110 times, stole millions in aid money to Haiti, involved in racketeering, bribery, possible murder, took down the leader of a completely neutral country - Libya - creating a massive refugee crisis, destroying millions of lives, sold uranium to Russia, tried and is still trying to bring down a sitting US President through a hoax, enabled rape, stole her parties nomination"
MAKE HER PRESIDENT!!
12 posted on
01/09/2018 5:19:44 PM PST by
GrandJediMasterYoda
(The remoulade was a trifle tart, but the souflee for dessert more than made up for it.)
To: nickcarraway
He probably did this so he would not have to remember his SS number. But then he looked in the mirror and ........... WTF is dat? I can’t read no backash written???
14 posted on
01/09/2018 5:29:44 PM PST by
Michael.SF.
(Women who are 25 pounds overweight tend to live longer than the men who mention it.)
To: nickcarraway
If I were to tattoo my SS number on my forehead, I’d do it mirror image. That way I wouldn’t have to bother remembering it. I could always look in a mirror.
To: nickcarraway
Reminds me of the fine upstanding ex-con I encountered in an ER once who had “F*CK” tattooed on his right eyelid and “YOU” on his left. Surefire way to impress people!
16 posted on
01/09/2018 5:32:19 PM PST by
43north
(Drive the scenic route and take the dog (no pit bulls please).)
To: nickcarraway
He should do tattoo a mirror image on his forehead. That way, if he can’t remember it, he need only hold a mirror to his face.
18 posted on
01/09/2018 6:04:17 PM PST by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics.)
To: nickcarraway
I always thought it strange that so many criminals put identifying marks on their bodies. This is pretty extreme though.
21 posted on
01/09/2018 6:53:57 PM PST by
Hugin
(Conservatism without Nationalism is a fraud.)
To: nickcarraway
I bet he subscribes to LifeLock.
Always protected from identity theft.
22 posted on
01/09/2018 7:11:28 PM PST by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure)
To: nickcarraway
He was going to tattoo his bank account number on his forehead, but then realized that he had no bank account, so had no other choice but his SSN.
23 posted on
01/09/2018 7:13:29 PM PST by
adorno
To: nickcarraway
Beetlejuice could have tattooed his "take-a-number" number on his forehead, but he would have had to wrap it around his whole head.
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