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Cuban State Media Confirms: Havana Runs Out of Toilet Paper
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| 4 Dec 2017
| FRANCES MARTEL
Posted on 12/06/2017 10:41:50 AM PST by rhett october
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To: kaktuskid
"What about cigar wrappers?"
Heck, what about cigars!
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posted on
12/06/2017 11:40:35 AM PST
by
BlueLancer
(ANTIFA - The new and improved SturmAbteilung)
To: Former Proud Canadian
A bona fide offer of marriage, legal entry to Canada, and "permanent resident" status when you get there. And, it is not that easy to get the permanent resident status for a Cuban bride.
No, I meant how much toilet paper, how many bicycles, how many toilet seats to get her out of Cuba?
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posted on
12/06/2017 11:42:20 AM PST
by
BlueLancer
(ANTIFA - The new and improved SturmAbteilung)
To: rhett october
So with Cuba like Venezuela: toilet paper is the first victim of socialism?
Pretty danged sh1tty....
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posted on
12/06/2017 11:44:47 AM PST
by
Adder
(Mr. Franklin: We are trying to get the Republic back!)
To: rhett october
We always take tp when we “go” on mission trips to Cuba.
A couple of bathroom items about Cuba.
If you drink the water anywhere outside of the tourist hotels, you will need A LOT of toilet paper.
You might find tp but 90%+ of the bathrooms won't have toilet seats.
We were at a church that had very nice and clean bathrooms. No toilet paper but each one had a clip with the official state communist newspaper cut into squares. One of the Cubans asked if I had noticed the tp. He said that Cubans say that it is the only use the paper is worthy of.
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posted on
12/06/2017 11:47:21 AM PST
by
fungoking
(Tis a pleasure to live in the 0zarks)
To: Mr. K
I bring some back every time I go. On my last trip I found some of the 25 for $1 cigars the cubans smoke. I bring back coffee too. Don't use either but friends like them.
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posted on
12/06/2017 11:53:15 AM PST
by
fungoking
(Tis a pleasure to live in the 0zarks)
To: rhett october
Where’s Mr. Whipple when you need him?
To: Combat_Liberalism
They can pretend to be Muzzies and use their hand.
To: rhett october
You think Raul Castro has no toilet paper?
To: cymbeline
As did the Romans. The term Mal Dicticta referred to the left hand, the one used to wipe ones butt. If you look at Roman Statues the left hand was always covered.
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posted on
12/06/2017 12:47:07 PM PST
by
Little Bill
(VN 65 - 68)
To: BlueLancer
I don’t know but when her mother left after a visit, he didn’t have any hats or socks.
To: rhett october
A poor man's bidet
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posted on
12/06/2017 1:08:36 PM PST
by
outofsalt
( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything)
To: rhett october
ahh yes, the condensed blessings of socialism...
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posted on
12/06/2017 3:51:08 PM PST
by
Chode
(You have all of the resources you are going to have. Abandon your illusions and plan accordingly.)
To: kearnyirish2
Theyve always had a tp shortage in Cuba. Every hotel, restaurant, bar you go in has a woman or man sitting right inside the door at a card table. Theyll sell you 5 squares for $1. Theres no tp in any of the stalls. Theres a huge, newer, really nice hotel there. Cant remember the name but they were the only place that had American style stalls with tp in them.
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posted on
12/06/2017 6:24:43 PM PST
by
sheana
To: kaktuskid
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posted on
12/06/2017 7:25:29 PM PST
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure)
To: sheana
I haven’t traveled to many places (certainly nowhere outside the Anglosphere), but I wouldn’t even consider a place without TP. I guess this news bit means even the tourists can’t get any now (even the $1 for 5 squares)...
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posted on
12/07/2017 3:38:47 AM PST
by
kearnyirish2
(Affirmative action is economic warfare against white males (and therefore white families).)
To: RansomOttawa
I mean a newspaper like that makes perfect TP.
To: rhett october
They can just use their bidets, then.
To: Little Bill
“As did the Romans. The term Mal Dicticta referred to the left hand, the one used to wipe ones butt.”
There are things about the anus and feces that I don’t understand.
For instance the psychology definition of “anal” is “of or relating to the second stage of psychosexual development, during which gratification is derived from the retention or expulsion of feces.”
I never would have thought of that. Freud did.
And then there are people who get gratification from an anus and, I presume, the smell of feces.
I’m obviously naïve.
To: rhett october
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posted on
12/07/2017 5:45:03 AM PST
by
kanawa
(Trump Loves a Great Deal)
To: rhett october
Communism Leftism has failed everywhere it's been tried.
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posted on
12/07/2017 5:46:03 AM PST
by
newfreep
("INSIDE EVERY PROGRESSIVE IS A TOTALITARIAN SCREAMING TO GET OUT" @HOROWITZ39, DAVID HOROWITZ)
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