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Cuban State Media Confirms: Havana Runs Out of Toilet Paper
Breitbart ^ | 4 Dec 2017 | FRANCES MARTEL

Posted on 12/06/2017 10:41:50 AM PST by rhett october

A Cuban state media outlet confirmed last week that the nation’s capital, Havana, is suffering significant shortages of toilet paper. While the absence of common goods in the communist nation is not uncommon, such acknowledgment of a problem is rare. The state newspaper Juventud Rebelde (“Rebellious Youth”) reported on Wednesday that toilet paper had “disappeared” from stores in Havana, announcing that the government’s state-run producer of toilet paper had acquired new machinery to generate toilet paper.

“They are not the super-machines, but they have an elevated technology level,” toilet paper engineer Manolo González García told the newspaper. One advantage of the new machines, he explains, is that they can simultaneously churn out two types of toilet paper rolls: a high-quality one for tourists, and an “ecological” one to sell to Cuban citizens.

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To: rhett october
...two types of toilet paper rolls: a high-quality one for tourists, and an “ecological” one to sell to Cuban citizens.

And here we have a picture of the new experimental ecological products ...


41 posted on 12/06/2017 11:02:01 AM PST by BlueLancer (ANTIFA - The new and improved SturmAbteilung)
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To: Former Proud Canadian
"I have a friend who used to go to Cuba two or three times a year until he found a girl to bring back and marry.

He would take a wide assortment of consumer goods to trade. Clothes, toilet seats, toilet paper, and bicycles were most prized.

So what was the going rate in trade for a fiancee?

42 posted on 12/06/2017 11:03:09 AM PST by BlueLancer (ANTIFA - The new and improved SturmAbteilung)
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To: kearnyirish2
Capitalists measure success by the price of gold.

Socialists measure success by the price of toilet paper.

I remember the stories coming out about the availability of groceries in stores in the Soviet Union, especially the availability of toilet paper. Soon after that, Reagan said, "Tear down this wall".

43 posted on 12/06/2017 11:04:23 AM PST by chuckles
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To: rhett october

When you run a toilet as big as Cuba, TP is critical infrastructure.


44 posted on 12/06/2017 11:04:38 AM PST by IronJack (A)
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To: Former Proud Canadian

I once worked with a guy who got his bride out of a catalog. I didn’t know him well but he must have been a real freak. The girl left him and moved back to Russia.


45 posted on 12/06/2017 11:08:04 AM PST by cyclotic (Trump tweets are the only news source you can trust.)
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To: rhett october

We were in Havana in July. They had already run out of toilet seats. We were told to bring our own toilet paper. I guess communism only works until you run out of someone else’s toilet paper.


46 posted on 12/06/2017 11:10:27 AM PST by klgator
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To: NorseViking
Well, they still have Juventud Rebelde newspaper...

Hilariously translated "rebellious youth."

Communism, desperately trying to stay relevant in one of the handful of countries where it hasn't been put out of its misery yet.

47 posted on 12/06/2017 11:12:15 AM PST by RansomOttawa (tm)
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To: rhett october

Ship them some TIME magazines.


48 posted on 12/06/2017 11:17:29 AM PST by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
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To: rhett october

That is a really crappy/messy situation!


49 posted on 12/06/2017 11:23:28 AM PST by Grampa Dave (Build Kate's wall! Keep the illegals and illegal murderers/criminals out of America! MAGA! SLAP!!)
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To: rhett october

So, are they out of TP because of lack of production or growth in the ‘causative product’, as produced by the communist Castro regime?


50 posted on 12/06/2017 11:24:23 AM PST by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind but now I see...)
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To: where's_the_Outrage?

I remember as a kid visiting my Aunt Anna and Uncle Nick before they had indoor plumbing. They lived out on a farm. Their ground water sat on a salt dome so taking a drink from the faucet was like opening your mouth when you were at the ocean. In their outhouse they used Sears catalogs. Had a pile of them for “just in case.”


51 posted on 12/06/2017 11:26:08 AM PST by Slyfox (Are you tired of winning yet?)
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To: rhett october

Supposedly, this wretched commie country has the best medical care in this hemisphere!


52 posted on 12/06/2017 11:26:27 AM PST by Grampa Dave (Build Kate's wall! Keep the illegals and illegal murderers/criminals out of America! MAGA! SLAP!!)
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To: rhett october

I’ll trade them some for some fresh Cuban cigars.


53 posted on 12/06/2017 11:28:53 AM PST by Mr. K (There is no consequence of repealing Obamacare that is worse than Obamacare itself.)
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To: rhett october

Something’s gonna hit the fan...


54 posted on 12/06/2017 11:31:49 AM PST by GOPJ (Katie Couric - do a 'special' on NBC women who 'put out' to move up the corporate ladder...)
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To: BlueLancer

What about cigar wrappers?


55 posted on 12/06/2017 11:32:02 AM PST by kaktuskid
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To: Former Proud Canadian

“He would take a wide assortment of consumer goods to trade. Clothes, toilet seats, toilet paper, and bicycles were most prized. “

In the 80’s we use to go to Montego Bay for the Reggae Sunsplash festival. We traded jeans and toothpaste for hotel rooms, food and booze.


56 posted on 12/06/2017 11:33:46 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (BANNON YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!)
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To: kaktuskid
What about cigar wrappers?


57 posted on 12/06/2017 11:33:47 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: rhett october
Until such time as People's Factory Toilet Paper Machines produce toilet paper, it is authorized to use poster material.


58 posted on 12/06/2017 11:33:57 AM PST by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
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To: rhett october

Former National Felon League, Colin K. should go over and help his beloved commies in Cuba.

He could take the unused NFL pro football tickets over to use as toilet paper! That should last the Cubans a year or so.


59 posted on 12/06/2017 11:34:23 AM PST by Grampa Dave (Build Kate's wall! Keep the illegals and illegal murderers/criminals out of America! MAGA! SLAP!!)
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To: BlueLancer
"So what was the going rate in trade for a fiancee?"

A bona fide offer of marriage, legal entry to Canada, and "permanent resident" status when you get there. And, it is not that easy to get the permanent resident status for a Cuban bride.

60 posted on 12/06/2017 11:40:12 AM PST by Former Proud Canadian (Islam delenda est.)
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