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Is it sex or the Olympics?
1 posted on 10/17/2017 12:18:36 PM PDT by TangledUpInBlue
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To: TangledUpInBlue

I tore an inguinal ligament once. Bad to have a sex injury in something you may not have known you had.


2 posted on 10/17/2017 12:20:14 PM PDT by steve8714 (Primary ALL Republican senators. Yeah, all.)
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To: TangledUpInBlue

Thanks Viagra!


3 posted on 10/17/2017 12:21:28 PM PDT by Bryanw92 (Asking a pro athlete for political advice is like asking a cavalry horse for tactical advice.)
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To: TangledUpInBlue

I never get injured.


4 posted on 10/17/2017 12:21:49 PM PDT by beergarden
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To: TangledUpInBlue

People aren’t stretching and warming up properly.


5 posted on 10/17/2017 12:22:54 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: TangledUpInBlue

Old “Newlywed Game” blooper —

Bob Eubanks: “Where is the strangest place you ever made whoopee?”
Lady: “In the butt”.


7 posted on 10/17/2017 12:24:54 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Benedict McCain is the worst traitor ever to wear the uniform of the US military.)
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To: TangledUpInBlue

It’s worth it.


10 posted on 10/17/2017 12:27:25 PM PDT by circlecity
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Pull off to the side of the road?


11 posted on 10/17/2017 12:27:29 PM PDT by Leep (Less talk more ACTiON!)
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To: TangledUpInBlue

We learned the hard way to keep an extra key handy for the handcuffs.

JK :-)


12 posted on 10/17/2017 12:28:27 PM PDT by robroys woman (So you're not confused, I'm male.)
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Everybody underestimates the prevalence of this serious problem...broken peckers.
15 posted on 10/17/2017 12:30:15 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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I would do anything for..... love??

.... but I won’t do that!


17 posted on 10/17/2017 12:32:44 PM PDT by Enchante (Bill, Anthony, Harvey .... how does lesbo Hillary manage to surround herself with male predators???)
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Fun stat: Among the generation known as Snowflakes, the overwhelming majority of sex-related injuries are self-inflicted.


18 posted on 10/17/2017 12:32:45 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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I didn’t get a hernia from sex but they fixed it with an ipom (net mesh) and that tore lose during sex.

Before the operation they told me there was a 4 percent chance it would need another operation. So I went back to the hospital and told the head doctor I needed another operation. She looked displeased. Not at me but maybe at the doctors. So I told her it’s no problem, it came lose during sex. Then she seemed as if I was the problem.

They did the second operation and the next day I asked them to remove the morphine drip because it was giving me a headache. So they did and then told me I had to go. I was supposed to stay two more days.


22 posted on 10/17/2017 12:36:30 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Happy Nobama!)
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To: TangledUpInBlue

Must be doing something wrong? I’ve never been injured having sex.


27 posted on 10/17/2017 12:43:00 PM PDT by TruthWillWin (The problem wiath socialists is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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"Sex injuries are on the rise
and this is the number one place
couples hurt themselves...."


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32 posted on 10/17/2017 12:45:20 PM PDT by musicman (The future is just a collection of successive nows.)
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Tip - Never put Icy Hot on a pulled groin muscle!


34 posted on 10/17/2017 12:46:24 PM PDT by jaydubya2
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I wish people wouldn’t lie about that sort of thing. It made it impossible for me to convince my Doc that I really was taking a shower with that Shop-Vac and slipped...


38 posted on 10/17/2017 12:50:14 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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My grandma use to say that she thought that much breast cancer was caused because of abuse to bosoms by lovers.


39 posted on 10/17/2017 12:51:26 PM PDT by Bellflower (Who dares believe Jesus?)
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To: TangledUpInBlue

Most injuries require penicillin.


42 posted on 10/17/2017 12:52:55 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: TangledUpInBlue

If it hurts, you’re doing it wrong.


45 posted on 10/17/2017 12:56:49 PM PDT by Windflier (Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
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Is it sex or the Olympics

if done correctly, YES it can be


47 posted on 10/17/2017 12:57:25 PM PDT by Jolla
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