[sodpoodle]

escape from HRC saturation;)

[Purdue77]

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write,‘An ambulance.'

The nurse didn't know how to respond when I answered that question with "the doctor" when filling out the first time patient form.

But, a guy knows he is old when parts of the body that shouldn't be stiff are and the part of the body that should be stiff isn't.

[CopperTop]

"..The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.."

That ain't fat. That's a month's worth of food "preps" I carry with me at all times!! d;^D

[prisoner6]

This is great!

[2nd amendment mama]

Thank you for sharing! There are a few on there that I’m going to “steal”.

[IrishPennant]

Very nice list...

Not the same but I still stay in contact with my best friend since childhood. He sadly became a widower in his early forties...pretty much stayed to himself until his mid-fifties, when he remarried to a wonderful woman who had also been widowed and alone for sometime.

I laughed so hard when he told me how becoming romantic and passionate again at our age is tough on the body...said they would both complain about minor aches, pains, and what felt like they had been in a bike accident some days.

Now he claims jokingly that they are going to coauthor a book on pre-sex excercises for the middle aged.

[Chainmail]

You know that you’re getting old when you’re only person anyone knows who can operate a record player.

[McGavin999]

Very nice......and funny

[Daffynition]

[Vaduz]

Welcome to the club.

[Susquehanna Patriot]

“I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.”

...your you find it is deflated...

THANKS for sharing this!

[Tax-chick]

When people see a cat's litter box they always say, “Oh, have you got a cat?” Just once I want to say, “No, it's for company!”

"Here's your sign ...."

[pgkdan]

Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

AMEN!

[certrtwngnut]

Thank you for the respite from from the stuff we see here and elsewhere everyday.

[ghostkatz]

Love it !! I can remember Pythagoreans Theorem but not were I put my car keys. And my once perfect spelling has flown the coop ! Lord help us oldies but goodies !

[ex91B10]

Oh I walked into a salon and the lady asked me if I would like a haircut. I looked at a replied “no, just the grey ones.” Stunned her for a minute.

[Liberty Valance]

Ha!

[kosciusko51]

They say your the first sign of getting old is forgetting things. I can’t remember what the second sign was...

[kanawa]

It’d easier being a funny old man than a funny young man.

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