[Purdue77]

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write,‘An ambulance.'

The nurse didn't know how to respond when I answered that question with "the doctor" when filling out the first time patient form.

But, a guy knows he is old when parts of the body that shouldn't be stiff are and the part of the body that should be stiff isn't.

[Gay State Conservative]

...and the part of the body that should be stiff isn't.

My spine is plenty stiff...but thanks for asking!

[CGASMIA68]

Ran into a millennial with a brain the other day while filling out Gym info.
Where it said tel number of e-merge contact I said I didn’t have one and he said,”No problem we just call 911”

I liked the response