TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY September 19

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[heterosupremacist]

All you bilge rats, Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

As you are out and about on September 19th, don’t be surprised if people are saying, “Ahoy Matie,” “Avast,” “Aye, Aye Capt’n,” “Land ho!” “Hornpipe,” and many other pirate-like phrases, because it’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day...

[heterosupremacist]

[CptnObvious]

'Walk da plank Wench'

My favorite one with the wife.

[Tanniker Smith]

This year's comic

[SkyDancer]

Arrrrr - hold it rat there, ye lookin lak a dag lover ta me Matey

[Basket_of_Deplorables]

“wbo art in heaven, arggh matey”

[PGR88]

They should combine it with wear-no-pants day

[Bull Snipe]

for the most part it is the language of English speaking mariners either on commercial ships or warships. Terms such as ahoy, aye,aye and avast are still used in our Navy.

[Leep]

Arr..I. Be not talkin’ like a pirate jus because it be pirate day!

[subterfuge]

There is no “g” in Arrrrrrrr.

[dp0622]

I’ve known a few land ho’s in my day...

[SpinnerWebb]

But why is the rum gone?

[Pollster1]

Today be a good day for Hillary to walk the plank, but leftists be too afeared to tell her.

Meanwhile, Chrissy Matthews still gets a shiver up his timber when he looks at Captain Barack.

[IronJack]

There BE no “g” in “arrrrrrr,” says ye. ‘Tis disagreein’ I be with ye. Meself, I prefers “yarrrrrrr,” but “arrrrgh” be fine as flounder hair too.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

An old joke (for those who remember the Argo Merchant) and appropo for today:

Pirate 1: "Avast there matey! Who be ye?"

Pirate 2: "I be the Cap'n of the Arrrgo."

Pirate 1: "The Argo Merchant? The was a bad bit of seamanship."

Pirate 2: "No. I be Cap'n of The arrrgo f*** yourself."

[Buckeye McFrog]

Lose to the Reds. Lose to the Brewers.
Can I interest you in season tickets for next year?

[60Gunner]

Aye, ye don’t have to take a course to be a pirate. Either ye ARRRRRRRRRRRR one, or ye ain’t.

[DCBryan1]

What is the parental rating on the new Star Wars movie coming out?

Rated RRRRRRRRGGGGHH.

[ClearCase_guy]

[heterosupremacist]

dp0622 wrote

~~~ I’ve known a few land ho’s in my day... ~~~

Very good!

8O)

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Robert Newton as Blackbeard and Disney’s Long John Silver is whom everyone is trying to mimic.

I prefer the Errol Flynn-Tyrone Power-John Payne type pirate talk.