NFL LIVE THREAD - WEEK 3

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[Bender2]

NFL LIVE THREAD - WEEK 3

Thursday, Sep 21, 2017

L.A. Rams at San Francisco 8:25 pm NFLN

Sunday, Sep 24, 2017

Baltimore at Jacksonville 9:30 am YHOO

Atlanta at Detroit 1:00 pm FOX

Cleveland at Indianapolis 1:00 pm CBS

Denver at Buffalo 1:00 pm CBS

Houston at New England 1:00 pm CBS

Miami at N.Y. Jets 1:00 pm CBS

New Orleans at Carolina 1:00 pm FOX

N.Y. Giants at Philadelphia 1:00 pm FOX

Pittsburgh at Chicago 1:00 pm CBS

Tampa Bay at Minnesota 1:00 pm FOX

Seattle at Tennessee 4:05 pm FOX

Cincinnati at Green Bay 4:25 pm CBS

Kansas City at L.A. Chargers 4:25 pm CBS

Oakland at Washington 8:30 pm NBC

Monday, Sep 25, 2017

Dallas at Arizona 8:30 pm ESPN

[Bender2]

Re: Perhaps we should hand out Tribbles... at that door...

To hell with Tribbles, big-- Let's go to Mudd's Planet... to get a mess of Alices to hand out!

Glad to know we beat out... Tribbles, Bendy--

Surley, Alice 36, you beat the holy wholey hell... out of any Tribble!

Bend-- Stop calling me Shirley... and save Alice 69 for me.

Damn it-- I was counting... on getting 69!

Never fear... Rog-

We have Stella 69... saved for you.

Oh, Bendy, that is poetic... justice!!!!

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[Bender2]

If all the Alices are gone, big... I can hook ya up--

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[trisham]

I love your posts! :)

[Impy]

Ottawa is down 18, 4th Q.

[sparklite2]

Saskatchewan and the Stamps are my favorite CFL teams.

[Impy]

http://nflpickwatch.com/

No one picking the Bengals

Guy named Mark Carman picking my Bears, he must be on magic mushrooms.

[big'ol_freeper]

[Bender2]

Re: No one picking the Bengals

I've got the Pack and my Pats covered here... yet it never hurts to double down--

Is this Sulu the Empire's Bookie? Okay, what's the... line on my Patriots playing Houston with you there?

Listen, Homer, here in the "Mirror, Mirror" universe... the Patriots are the Empire's team. They are undefeated in their last 803 games because they poisioned all the other teams 30 years ago.

The Pats will be all over Allegra's Texicans in your timeline... just like I will be all over Uhura here in mine!

Sorry, Sulu, you just don't have... a Chinman's chance--

Now, don't you make me go all Mad Black Woman... on your ass!

On the other hand, I can go for a little chink... now and then--

Yeah, Uhura, a little Chinese... does sound good right now!

[big'ol_freeper]

Sounds like a ball Bend

[campaignPete R-CT]

the only baseball race left is COL-STL-MIL
those fans can dream of beating Dodgers and going to the NLCS

London game tomorrow morn could be game of the day .... Late game in the Northeast is the Ben-gals

[Bender2]

Re: Sounds like a ball... Bend

Finally, we get rid of that week old Sweet & Sour Cat... big swinging by to eat!

Say, big, how was the Special... over at Ching's Purrfect Palace today?

I'm so glad I... didn't go with you--

[trisham]

Patriots game this Sunday: http://www.patriots.com/schedule-and-stats

Romo is great! https://www.nfl.com

[big'ol_freeper]

Antifarian thugs are persistent

[Bender2]

As to all these times that y'all and I are on a NFL Hater's ping, so I shall reply to each thusly:

Ya know, Clet, big, Imp and Rummy-- Every time a certain schmuck that shall not be named adds our names to his numerous postings, it just proves that he is still a complete, worthless thug trying to impose his demand we think and do just as he says or else.

He still cannot see the wrongness of acting exactly like those Left Wing thugs such as Black Lives Matter do every day--

And I shall report every time of his abuse of posting to me when I ask he not do so by sending the following on Report Abuse:

I have asked Chainmail to stop having me on the pings on his posts yet he keep putting my name on his postings. Please ask him to respect my wishing and not post to me. I am

Most sincerely yours,
Bender2

[Bender2]

Gadzooks, big-- My Aggies are stinking up at Jerry's World

[Bender2]

Gadzooks-- The Refs... screwed my Aggies out of a TD!

[big'ol_freeper]

What are the best four years of a TEXAS A & M student’s life?

Third grade.

[Bender2]

Re: What are the best four years of a TEXAS A & M student’s life?

Third grade.

That brings to mind the old story... of the two Aggies hitchhiking near La Grange back in the 1950s.

They were down on the side of the highway by the driveway of the Chicken Rance and one noticed a car go up and park by the front door. A man gets out, goes to front door and knocks. Both Aggies are wide-eyed as a beautiful young lady with panoramic cleavage opens the door and gives the man a sparkling smile. The man pulled out his wallet and hands the woman a twenty dollar bill. The woman takes the money, puts it down her low cut blouse right between her magnificent bosom, takes the man's arm and leads him into the house, closing the door behind her.

About twenty minutes later, the man comes back out with the biggest smile on his face, he gets into his car and happily drives away. Over the next couple of hours, the two Aggies see this happen again and again as a never ending parade of men come and go.

The Aggies finally decide there much be something really good being sold up at that place. They decide to get some of it. The pool their available money and have a total of two dollars and 17 cents in change. With it in hand, they both walk up to the door and knock.

The same beautiful young lady with panoramic cleavage opens the door and gives the Aggies her sparkling smile. They hold out their hands with their two dollars and 17 cents and smile back. The woman slaps the change out of their hands and snaps her fingers.

Two huge men appear, grabs both Aggies, drags them to a padded room in the house and beat the holy crap out of both for about twenty minutes. They then toss them down the driveway back into the ditch aside the highway.

Both those Aggies lay there for another ten minutes until one leaned up and said, "You know, pard, I don't think I could have taken twenty dollar worth of that--"

BTW, score at the half is my Aggs 17, them Hogs 21... when it should be tied at 21!

[mrsmith]

ACC play of the day...
https://twitter.com/i/videos/tweet/911642449847525376

Cosell: “He could go ... all ... the ...way!”

[dfwgator]

He outscored Kent State.