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Elgin, Illinois Man Booked A Prostitute - And She Turns Out To Be His Wife
Telegraph Sun ^ | 8/14/2017

Posted on 08/15/2017 5:58:33 PM PDT by Beave Meister

A 52 year old man in Elgin, Illinois was taken by surprise after a prostitute he hired through a website turned out to be his own wife of the past 19 years.

The man had been using the site for some months to hire prostitutes and meet them for sex at motels in neighboring areas. Last weekend, the man told his wife he was going out drinking with work colleagues, when in reality he was traveling to a motel on the outskirts of town.

Upon checking into the motel the man used his phone to access his regular website used to book prostitutes. According to a statement he made to authorities, he saw the profile of a new "27-year old" woman who caught his attention.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraphsun.com ...


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KEYWORDS: afriendofafriend; elgin; foaf; humor; il; illinois; oops; prostitution; sex; urbanlegend
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To: Beave Meister
Wait, hold on..."27-year old"

Seriously???

21 posted on 08/15/2017 6:06:42 PM PDT by stormhill
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To: 11th_VA

Beat me to it. LOL


22 posted on 08/15/2017 6:07:03 PM PDT by CommieCutter ("Trump is god emperor and he will win." -- some hacker)
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To: Beave Meister

Wonder if got a discount.........


23 posted on 08/15/2017 6:08:13 PM PDT by njslim
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To: Beave Meister

Let’s cue up Bender from Futurama to say his catch phrase—”Now that is...irony!”


24 posted on 08/15/2017 6:08:26 PM PDT by W. (What's crackin', bitch? Har!)
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To: Beave Meister

“...after a prostitute he hired through a website turned out to be his own wife of the past 19 years.”

“...he saw the profile of a new “27-year old” woman who caught his attention.”

He married an 8-year old?

Alternatively it sounds like the sort of lying going on with “dating” websites. Ain’t no way some of those women are only “32”.


25 posted on 08/15/2017 6:08:27 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Bill Clinton and Al Gore took illegal campaign contributions from the Chi-Coms and 'nobody' cared..)
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To: Beave Meister
It's believed that the couple have plans to divorce in the aftermath of the incident.

Man, these days people will get divorced over any damn thing.

26 posted on 08/15/2017 6:08:48 PM PDT by KevinB (Barack Obama: The best example in history of the dangers of affirmative action!)
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To: 11th_VA

Lol first thing that went through my head .


27 posted on 08/15/2017 6:10:50 PM PDT by WKUHilltopper (WKU 2016 Boca Raton Bowl Champions)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Was she really 27 years old?



Well, considering they had been married for 19 years... him marrying her at 8yo.. he may be in more trouble than he originally thought ;^)
28 posted on 08/15/2017 6:11:50 PM PDT by Bikkuri
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To: Beave Meister

He didn’t recognize his wife’s body from the neck down?
“What are you doing HERE?’
“No! First, you tell me what YOU’RE doing here!”

This sounds like a movie made with Walter Matthau and Suzanne Pleshette. No such movie exists, but those are two actors who could have pulled it off.


29 posted on 08/15/2017 6:14:03 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: a fool in paradise

“It emerged that the prostitute was actually the mans 43-year old wife.”

Imagine that she lied about her age....


30 posted on 08/15/2017 6:15:41 PM PDT by Beave Meister (Leave the gun. Take the cannoli....)
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To: a fool in paradise

27 and then some.


31 posted on 08/15/2017 6:15:51 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (I'm tired of the Cult of Clinton. Wish she would just pass out the Koolaide)
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To: the_individual2014

When real life starts making the Jerry Springer show look like an episode from Little House on the Prairie, you know we’re in trouble.


32 posted on 08/15/2017 6:15:55 PM PDT by neverevergiveup
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To: Beave Meister

33 posted on 08/15/2017 6:16:01 PM PDT by Meet the New Boss
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To: Beave Meister

Cant turn a whore into a housewife!


34 posted on 08/15/2017 6:18:25 PM PDT by VanDeKoik (.)
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To: OttawaFreeper

What happened in 1979 on One Life To Live?


35 posted on 08/15/2017 6:19:51 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: Beave Meister

Talk about your oops there.


36 posted on 08/15/2017 6:20:13 PM PDT by SkyDancer (You know they invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs.)
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To: 11th_VA

lol


37 posted on 08/15/2017 6:22:21 PM PDT by txhurl
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To: Beave Meister

Can you say “AWKWARD” ??


38 posted on 08/15/2017 6:22:26 PM PDT by beethovenfan (I always try to maximize my carbon footprint.)
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To: OttawaFreeper

“Oh my, and then there was that famous 1979 courtroom scene with Judith Light in “One Life to Live”, lol.”

Oh yes,we all remember that well. Almost as famous as the horse in the bed scene from The Godfather.

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39 posted on 08/15/2017 6:23:43 PM PDT by Mears
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To: stormhill

Article says she was actually 43


40 posted on 08/15/2017 6:24:49 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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