[Boojum]

I don’t like getting up from my computer (couch, dinner table, toilet, etc.), going to the front door, and listening to some spiel for something I never requested. That doesn’t make me paranoid. Grumpy old geezer who walks with a cane and has neuropathy and a bum knee, maybe; paranoid, no.

And I’ll anticipate the next comment: Our HOA does not allow “No Soliciting” signs, as if that would stop anyone.

And if I could stop unsolicited phone calls by executing the callers, I’d be an even happier man.

[eastforker]

So you live in an HOA neighborhood, I see where your problem is right thare!

[Hot Tabasco]

And if I could stop unsolicited phone calls by executing the callers, I’d be an even happier man.

I doubt anything could make you happy..........It must suck to be you.