Posted on 07/18/2017 3:20:57 PM PDT by nickcarraway
An Appleton resident arrived home Saturday night to find a burglar in his birthday suit in her bed.
According to WBAY, the Appleton Police Department searched the South Memorial Drive home and found the bare naked burglar hiding in a shower enclosure.
Officers also discovered the man had consumed the woman's whiskey and had eaten some blueberry muffins. A bag of marijuana was found near the suspect's clothing.
Police say the victim did not know the suspect, identified as Bradley T. Braxton of Oshkosh.
Braxton broke a door on the main level of the home to get inside.
A news release from Appleton PD states: "While admitting breaking into the residence to officers and confessing to recent meth use, the suspect denied possession of the marijuana."
Braxton was booked into the Outagamie County Jail on tentative charges of burglary, damage to property, disorderly conduct, and possession of marijuana. He's also facing bail jumping charges as he was out on bond for a separate crime.
LOLOL.
And, there you thought she was just makin’ lye soap, all those years :)
Just looking at the headline made me think drugs and/or alcohol were involved. Sure nuf - a twofer.
He sounds like some kind of stuned beeber gone wild and then stuned again.
Read 8t again.
*** “in his birthday suit in her bed” ***
Yeah and who hasn’t done that?
Bare naked burglar ping!
Well she certainly wasn't going to tell the cops if the marijuana was hers...
My grandma would pour her home made grape juice and lecture us on the evils of alcohol, well her juice was wine, yes grandma , I want more, dad staring at us like yep keep it up...growing up in the country hay fights..lol
Naked burglar Bradley T. Braxton of Oshkosh
I used to have hay fights, too.
The hay kept kicking my behind.
Until I studied the ancient art of Hay Fu.
I can beat most grasses now.
Maybe he just ate the muffin tops and left the stumps?
Top of the Muffin TO You!!! (extra exclamation marks)
Hey!
That’s Brad!
We went to school together!
He was voted “Most Likely To Steal Muffins And Guzzle Whiskey And Get Caught Naked In A Shower Enclosure By The Police With A Bag Of Marijuana Nearby”!
Oh...wait...that was me.
Brad was voted Most Popular.
Must be the updated version of Goldilocks and the 3 Bears.
Well, of course. Rye, wheat, corn, barley - most of the breakfast grains, available in handy liquid form.
lol, it was all fun until grand dad made us restack it..lol
She came home and found him in the bed. She must probably left the room to call the cops. The cops found him hiding in the shower.
Why do naked burglars always break into single women’s homes and yet they supposedly are random events.
Hehehe...talk about your last night out before incarceration!
I can hear the conversation:
INMATE 1: So...what did you do your last night outside?
INMATE 2: Whiskey and muffins, man...whiskey and muffins.
INMATE 1: Wow. Really? No hookers or anything? That’s lame, man.
INMATE 2: Sigh. I know. But damn, those were some good muffins. Washed em right down with a bottle of whisky. (gets far away look in eyes) Yeah. Good muffins.
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