Posted on 07/18/2017 3:20:57 PM PDT by nickcarraway
An Appleton resident arrived home Saturday night to find a burglar in his birthday suit in her bed.
According to WBAY, the Appleton Police Department searched the South Memorial Drive home and found the bare naked burglar hiding in a shower enclosure.
Officers also discovered the man had consumed the woman's whiskey and had eaten some blueberry muffins. A bag of marijuana was found near the suspect's clothing.
Police say the victim did not know the suspect, identified as Bradley T. Braxton of Oshkosh.
Braxton broke a door on the main level of the home to get inside.
A news release from Appleton PD states: "While admitting breaking into the residence to officers and confessing to recent meth use, the suspect denied possession of the marijuana."
Braxton was booked into the Outagamie County Jail on tentative charges of burglary, damage to property, disorderly conduct, and possession of marijuana. He's also facing bail jumping charges as he was out on bond for a separate crime.
Those blueberry muffins will get you every time.
Gosh, I remember those cold winter mornings when Ma would rustle up some whiskey and muffins for us so we’d have a nourishing breakfast to get us through the day.
Don’t forget the meth she’d sprinkle on top out of love.
Her bed is in a shower enclosure? I’m confused.
LOL!! Admits to using meth, obviously broke in and drank the whiskey....but...that weed is NOT mine!!!
Geez. At least a happy ending (no one injured) in yet another ‘World has gone upside down mad’ story :-)
Gosh, I remember those cold winter mornings when Ma would rustle up some whiskey and muffins for us so we’d have a nourishing breakfast to get us through the day.
Was that before or after ol Ma gave you your dose of meth? ;-)
I hate that when it happens to me.....
...bare naked burglar....
Thought this was another story about McConnell and 0CommieCare.
And when the 3 Bears came home, Baby Bear said,
“Someone’s been eating my muffins!”
Mama Bear said,
“And somebody’s been sleeping in my bed!”
And Daddy Bear said,
“And someone’s been guzzling my whiskey and if I find the dirty rat I’ll eat him!”
And they all lived happily ever after.
This thread has the potential for being great.
Oshkosh, b’gosh. It ain’t what it used to be.
Dang!
Ma told us that was frosting.
Ma told us that was Castor Oil.
No wonder I flunked art.
What a dufus.
The police always look in the shower enclosure.
They learn that at like day one in police school.
Hide in the silverware drawer.
They never look for you there.
Wait just a minute.
After a good dose of meth, them it’s time for breakfast
How else am I going to keep the cost of food down
Now that you’ve looked at your breakfast, go brush your tooth
As one does....
Well, when you’re guzzling whiskey all day (apparently) handy to be sleeping in an area with a drain.
She found him in bed,called the cops,and they found him hiding in the shower.
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Gosh, I remember those cold winter mornings when Ma would rustle up some whiskey and muffins for us so we’d have a nourishing breakfast to get us through the day.
Whiskey. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
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