[Fast Moving Angel]

I hate plastic straws, but I won’t vote for government tyranny.

I'd like to see them make paper straws of a large enough diameter sufficient to handle the tapioca "bubbles" in a boba drink/smoothie.

[Cold Heart]

ZIG ZAG straws :)

[Ronin]

In that case, team up with a bake shop and make a line of low-cal, wide diameter EDIBLE straws. I’d imagine people would be willing to pay a couple extra pennies for those, and you could have fun creating different flavors and designs.

[TigersEye]

You should consider a beer bong for your beverage drinking needs.

Beverage assistant comes extra!