Hamptons bachelors are getting vasectomies so golddiggers can’t trap them

NYPost ^ | May 27, 2017

[SMGFan]

The latest Hamptons summer accessory? A vasectomy. When Scott, a male model who says he’s in his 30s, kicks off the Hamptons high season this weekend at his Sag Harbor waterfront house, the unattached hunk won’t have any reservations about hooking up with women he hardly knows.

“I had a vasectomy a few months ago. Having a house in the Hamptons and being fairly well-off, I’ve encountered some problems — women try to get pregnant,” said Scott, a regular on the society scene who earns a cool half-million a year.

He recalled sex partners who have lied to him about being on birth control. “It’s a trick. [They say] ‘I love you, [we] don’t need a condom.’ ”

[tflabo]

Well he may find true lust but true love not so much. BTW lucrative salaries and careers may not last forever either and the money can fly away-—no vasectomy required.

[PapaBear3625]

If you have a few bucks there is always someone that will try to trick you into getting them pregnant. Happens to athletes as well. The big V can prevent 18 years of child support

One of the most destructive Supreme Court verdicts was Linda R. S. v. Richard D., which struck down state laws that only legitimate children could sue for child support. It removed a major reason for women to want to be married before hopping in bed with a guy.

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Easy solution for this dude.

Just have the women do to him what Monica did to Bill Clinton.

[utahagen]

“So much sin. Prayers are desperately needed.”

You’re right about that...but I have a very long prayer list as it is. Just can’t muster the energy to pray for these morally depraved losers. (I’m talking about the men and the women in the story.)

[lowbridge]

Wow. Check out the funbags on that hosemonkey.

[I want the USA back]

What? you mean that there are women who go after a guy for his money?

[Rurudyne]

They could just keep it in their pants and honor their future wives with virtue rather than ****ing everything that spreads her legs.

[trisham]

He’s not that good-looking:

http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/single-guys-who-summer-in-the-hamptons-are-getting-vasectomies-to-thwart-golddiggers-guess-i-need-a-vasectomy/

[be-baw]

Not me. I still enjoy looking at attractive women, but beauty is superficial. We all eventually get old. With all honesty, nowadays I would rather meet a woman of strong character and good morals.

[tflabo]

The parable of The Prodigal Son comes to mind. He was unwise and ended up devastated until he returned to his forgiving father. Let’s hope Gigalo boy wises up but many do wind up permanently destroyed by choices.

[Doogle]

[Mrs. Don-o]

Selfish soulless sexinsects scr*wing each other. I can’t think of anything less romantic.

[marktwain]

Chasing after momentary pleasure at the cost of having a family is a bad bargain.

I know of men who have done it. It does not work out well for them. It is like passing up a lifetime of steak dinners for an occasional hamburger, because the hamburger is quicker.

[IWontSubmit]

Easy solution for this dude. Just have the women do to him what Monica did to Bill Clinton.
cough cough:: Coffee sip

Boris Becker blames Russian mafia for steal his sperm after closet tryst "Bonking Boris" Becker's old nickname has come back to haunt the three-time Wimbledon champion, who will take a paternity test to determine if he fathered a Russian model's baby daughter. If you believe Becker's defence, and this may require consuming some dark liquid containing high levels of caffeine or alcohol, the Russian mafia stole his sperm to blackmail him over the child. Becker's legal team is reportedly preparing to claim that London-based Russian model Angela Ermakova injected herself with Becker's sperm after having oral sex in a broom cupboard of a London restaurant in July 1999. Becker admits to the close encounter in the cupboard and issued a statement saying: "There is a baby named Anna, and a DNA test will determine who is the mother and who is the father." The German newspaper Bild reported that after Ermakova gave birth to Anna on March 22 last year, Becker received a fax naming him as the father and demanding money in return for silence. Becker's lawyers hired a private detective company to trail Ermakova and rummage through her bins and bank details. Contents of a dirty nappy reportedly linked Becker to the child. Becker's lawyers are now said to be mounting a case to prove Ermakova has Russian mafia connections and that she could have become pregnant by injecting herself with Becker's sperm, following oral sex.
more at: http://www.pravdareport.com/news/russia/20-01-2001/38926-

[longfellowsmuse]

It takes no time to offer a general prayer for the conversion of sinners, seems to cover everyone.

[smileyface]

...and sexually transmitted diseases.

[Tax-chick]

That’s putting down insects, which are serious about reproduction. Among arachnids, the male takes his life in his mandibles, as it were, to pass a bundle of sperm to the female, who stashes it in a convenient body part until she’s ready to fertilize and lay her eggs.

[doorgunner69]

won’t have any reservations about hooking up with women he hardly knows.

He ought to worry about what STDs he is catching from women that easy to "hookup" with.

[utahagen]

I don’t really “get” prayers that are THAT general. I’m being sincere when I ask, could the people profiled in that article really be effected by my praying, “God, please convert sinners everywhere?” I’ll trust you if you say it would, but it really feels lame.

[doorgunner69]

Parsnip arms, what a wuss.