One says to the other, ‘Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?’
The second one replies, ‘Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!’
The first one says, with wide eyes, ‘Wow, they aren’t very expensive. At this price, I’m buying one.’
The second farmer smiles and pats him on the back. ‘Good idea! Order one and if she’s as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.’
Three weeks later, the younger farmer asks his friend, ‘Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?’ The second farmer replies.....
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‘No, but it shouldn’t be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!’
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True story. There was an old convict who’d spent most of his life in jail. One day, he was released and he went directly to a jewelry store, threw a rock through the window, grabbed handfuls of jewelry and sat down on the curb with his stolen goods to wait for the cops. When asked why he did it, he said he wanted to go back to jail where he was taken care of and he didn’t have to get a job.
ROFL!