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1 posted on 05/22/2017 1:24:10 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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2 posted on 05/22/2017 1:27:42 PM PDT by Red Badger (Profanity is the sound of an ignorant mind trying to express itself.............)
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Mice cubes?


3 posted on 05/22/2017 1:29:27 PM PDT by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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Freeze-Dried Space Sperm sounds like a good name for a band that would hit the scene for about 18 months, put out one CD, then fizzle away in Ft. Collins or Boulder.


7 posted on 05/22/2017 1:35:41 PM PDT by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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Great news for mice.


9 posted on 05/22/2017 1:36:11 PM PDT by dfwgator
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Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)
Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.

To re-order, specify one of the following:

P/N 33F8462 - Domestic Mouse Balls
P/N 33F8461 - Foreign Mouse Balls


10 posted on 05/22/2017 1:38:17 PM PDT by dfwgator
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"I don't care what you pay me, I ain't do that into no petri dish..."


15 posted on 05/22/2017 1:46:52 PM PDT by bar sin·is·ter
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Yeah, but they really intend to do this for humans.


21 posted on 05/22/2017 2:00:07 PM PDT by I want the USA back (Acting consistently in a way that is contrary to nature results in insanity.)
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Quit trying to make sci-fi horror movies happen!


22 posted on 05/22/2017 2:02:20 PM PDT by dangus
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Oh great! Now they’re breeding Democrats in space.


23 posted on 05/22/2017 2:04:57 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Willie Sutton went into robbing banks and Hillary Clinton went into politics)
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Freeze-Dried Space Sperm is the easy part!

The next step is to get Gluten-Free Freeze-Dried Space Sperm


27 posted on 05/22/2017 2:55:21 PM PDT by TRY ONE (I never got the memo changing the name of Global Warming to Klimate Change)
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Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: Gee, I *think* so, Brain, but where are we going to get handcuffs and a Little Bo-Peep outfit?

30 posted on 05/22/2017 4:09:05 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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101 Frozen Pops.


31 posted on 05/22/2017 4:31:09 PM PDT by jmacusa (Dad may be in charge but mom knows whats going on.)
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“Freeze-dried ice cream is often known as “astronaut ice cream.”

After reading this comparison, freeze-dried ice cream will never be the same.


32 posted on 05/22/2017 5:28:21 PM PDT by Carthego delenda est
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