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Man from Katy, TX Who Ordered Prostitute Discovers That She is His Own Wife
United News ^ | May 06, 2017 | unknown

Posted on 05/10/2017 9:41:58 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder

A 52-year old man in the Texas city of Katy has made headlines after his attempt to hire a prostitute through an online service ended in a terrible mixup that will likely cost him his marriage.

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1 posted on 05/10/2017 9:41:58 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

IBTNT

In before the ‘no thanks’.


2 posted on 05/10/2017 9:43:14 AM PDT by jjotto ("Ya could look it up!")
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder; tx_eggman

Before you even ask, Eggman, Yes.

Yes it was me.


3 posted on 05/10/2017 9:43:55 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (Winter is coming)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

Did he get a refund?


4 posted on 05/10/2017 9:44:16 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

Dinner conversation is going to be a bit awkward...


5 posted on 05/10/2017 9:45:35 AM PDT by rjsimmon (The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

LOL. Reminds me of the old Rodney Dangerfield joke:

I don’t get no respect, I tell ya. I got in a cab and the cab driver asked where I wanted to go. I said, take me some place where I can have a good time with some loose women. He took me back to my house!


6 posted on 05/10/2017 9:46:24 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: rjsimmon

How was your day honey ?


7 posted on 05/10/2017 9:46:59 AM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

Does he like pina coladas and being caught in the rain?


8 posted on 05/10/2017 9:47:20 AM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

Ya heard about the guy that called his wife a two bit whore. She hit him with a sack of quarters.


9 posted on 05/10/2017 9:48:53 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Willie Sutton went into robbing banks and Hillary Clinton went into politics)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder
Fake news? Good story, anyway.
10 posted on 05/10/2017 9:49:25 AM PDT by NobleFree ("law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the right of an individual")
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin
Ya heard about the guy that called his wife a two bit whore. She hit him with a sack of quarters.

LMAO!

11 posted on 05/10/2017 9:49:56 AM PDT by NobleFree ("law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the right of an individual")
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To: Col Frank Slade
How was your day honey ?

Oh, the usual. I feel like I am getting screwed at work...

12 posted on 05/10/2017 9:50:11 AM PDT by rjsimmon (The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

If you like Pina Colada.....


13 posted on 05/10/2017 9:51:07 AM PDT by gubamyster
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To: rjsimmon
Customers are always on my back ...
14 posted on 05/10/2017 9:51:40 AM PDT by NobleFree ("law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the right of an individual")
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said, “Oh it’s you.”
Then we laughed for a moment
And I said, “I never knew.”

That you like Pina Coladas...


15 posted on 05/10/2017 9:52:16 AM PDT by Mr.Unique (The government, by its very nature, cannot give except what it first takes.)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

Well, I guess they’ll have something to tell the grand kids.


16 posted on 05/10/2017 9:52:22 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

Fake news, please delete.


17 posted on 05/10/2017 9:53:40 AM PDT by ThreeYearLurker
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

Sounds like an O’Henry story...


18 posted on 05/10/2017 9:53:50 AM PDT by Cowboy Bob
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To: ThreeYearLurker
Fake news

But, there's a link and everything .....

19 posted on 05/10/2017 9:56:14 AM PDT by Skooz (Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard
#6 Opinionated Blowhard wrote: "LOL. Reminds me of the old Rodney Dangerfield joke: I don’t get no respect, I tell ya. I got in a cab and the cab driver asked where I wanted to go. I said, take me some place where I can have a good time with some loose women. He took me back to my house! Next line, I said to the cabbie, "WHO SAID YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE?" he said, "EVERYBODY!" 8O)
20 posted on 05/10/2017 9:56:50 AM PDT by heterosupremacist (Domine Iesu Christe, Filius Dei, miserere me peccatorem!)
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