To: C19fan; humblegunner; Salamander; Vendome; JoeProBono; 50mm; Larry Lucido; Semper Mark; ...
"The first episode premiered last night and right from its opening scene, in which the groundbreaking theoretical physicist has extra-marital sex with his office assistant,..." It is a little known but verifiable fact that the office assistant in question was actually Einstein's First Cousin.
In later years, speaking of the incident, Einstein explained that he believed he was irresistibly drawn to this woman because of the voluptuous size and shape of her bosom.
Despite the social mores regarding sex with such a close relation and the fact that were not legally married to each other, he felt that the attraction was on the order of a primal force of nature.
This dissemblance became known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.
{;^)~
10 posted on
04/27/2017 11:10:47 AM PDT by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: shibumi
And then I read that...
To: shibumi
Shame on you.....but it is funny.
13 posted on
04/27/2017 11:13:21 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: shibumi
You, sir, just turned a crappy day into a good one. LOL.
THANK YOU!
16 posted on
04/27/2017 11:15:27 AM PDT by
RepRivFarm
("During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." -George Orwell)
To: shibumi
To: shibumi
I don’t care who y’are, that’s funny right there!
19 posted on
04/27/2017 11:18:31 AM PDT by
karnage
To: shibumi
This dissemblance became known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty. LOL
22 posted on
04/27/2017 11:21:34 AM PDT by
Envisioning
(Carry safe, always carry, everyday, everywhere.)
To: shibumi
This dissemblance became known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.ROFL! My first laugh in months!
29 posted on
04/27/2017 11:52:03 AM PDT by
50mm
To: shibumi
30 posted on
04/27/2017 11:52:24 AM PDT by
Southside_Chicago_Republican
(If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
To: shibumi
This dissemblance became known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty. Ding, ding, ding - we have a thread winnah!
47 posted on
04/27/2017 2:17:46 PM PDT by
GOPJ
(Inside every progressive is a totalitarian screaming to get out... - - Horowitz)
To: shibumi
I don’t LOL often but that was a great post!
Lead in to finish.
Thanks...
To: shibumi
I would boo you for that but I can not boo and laugh at the same time.
53 posted on
04/27/2017 4:36:50 PM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles! (pink bow))
To: waterhill
59 posted on
04/27/2017 10:44:15 PM PDT by
Envisioning
(Carry safe, always carry, everyday, everywhere.)
To: shibumi
84 posted on
05/10/2017 5:40:04 PM PDT by
Semper Mark
(Vlad Tepes was a piker.)
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