Breaking. Federal judge from 9th circuit rules any withdrawal from NAFTA unconstitutional (Satire)

E e pluribus2

[Chickensoup]

Ignore it.

Just ignore these insane political rulings

[Flick Lives]

You can’t out-satire the 9th Circuit.

[rbg81]

Because....we are violating Mexico’s constitutional rights!

[Publius]

Here is a candidate for a $500 vanity tax.

[Mr Rogers]

Actually, the 9th has ruled Trump’s election was illegal due to disparate impact on minorities. Therefor, effective immediately, Hillary is President. Hillary’s tax increase is retroactive to 2001 and all guns are banned.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

9th circuit rules that all things constitutional are unconstitutional . . .

[kiryandil]

Federal judge rules that President Trump can no longer use the bathroom.

He has to hold it for the rest of his life.

[kiryandil]

A federal judge today ruled that air is not breathable.

All persons in the immediate vicinity of the courtroom died of suffocation.

[Clearly Right]

The 9th Coccyx has also ruled that all conservatives must give up their jobs either to pre-legal aliens, or to demonicrats (if any of them really want a job).

Also, the 9th Coccyx has ruled that all white males have to immediately move to Syria or Nigeria, to make more room here in America for more Muslims, and other kinds of terrorists. (There's a poem in there somewhere - Syria/Nigeria.)

[epluribus_2]

Uh yeah. I forgot the Vanity* tag but did say Satire in the keyword. Looks like i earned a 500 dollar fine for kicking the nest.