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Caption this: Michelle Obama paddleboarding in Tahiti
TNTV ^ | 4/9/2017 | Staff

Posted on 04/10/2017 12:03:00 PM PDT by simpson96


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To: simpson96

Dang. She sank a battleship by standing on it.


61 posted on 04/10/2017 1:22:37 PM PDT by 60Gunner (The price of apathy towards public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato)
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To: kiltie65

Maybe she broke some laws too and needs to hide out with him.


62 posted on 04/10/2017 1:24:58 PM PDT by dandiegirl (BO)
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To: simpson96
I just had to look, didn't I? Dagnabit!

Hope someone posts some eye bleach soon.

63 posted on 04/10/2017 1:28:28 PM PDT by Eagles6 (My weapons are lubricated by liberal tears.)
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To: simpson96
She paddles in search of spinach and kale
so she'll look like a wookie and not like a whale.
64 posted on 04/10/2017 1:29:57 PM PDT by Clearly Right (Except when I'm driving, which I do on the left side of the vehicle.)
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To: simpson96

“You’re gonna need a bigger board.”


65 posted on 04/10/2017 1:36:54 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: dandiegirl

I think she’s breaking the law of displacement right there. Ain’t no way that board can be keepin’ her big @$$ afloat.


66 posted on 04/10/2017 1:37:01 PM PDT by Eagles6 (My weapons are lubricated by liberal tears.)
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To: lbtbell

You can’t look at that photo and doubt for a minute that she’s a woman.


67 posted on 04/10/2017 1:38:56 PM PDT by myerson
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To: coon2000

It is riding low in the water.


68 posted on 04/10/2017 1:39:25 PM PDT by reformedliberal
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To: simpson96

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84LUpG6ieis


69 posted on 04/10/2017 1:43:47 PM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (<---Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year)
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To: sheehan

fat


70 posted on 04/10/2017 1:44:12 PM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (<---Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year)
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To: Dilbert San Diego
So she joined Barack in Tahiti??? I thought he was there alone???

Hell no, he had his wife REggie Love with him

71 posted on 04/10/2017 1:45:04 PM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (<---Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year)
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To: simpson96

And I thought Chewbacca was only a movie character. Or is that a Sasquatch (sp?).


72 posted on 04/10/2017 1:46:04 PM PDT by fatman6502002 ((The Team The Team The Team - Bo Schembechler circa 1969))
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To: simpson96

“Land ho!” Emphasis on HO!


73 posted on 04/10/2017 1:46:45 PM PDT by t4texas
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To: simpson96

THUNDER thighs. Probably a little lightening as well.


74 posted on 04/10/2017 1:59:55 PM PDT by upchuck (Be strong, but not rude; be kind, but not weak; be bold, but not bully; be thoughtful, but not lazy.)
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To: simpson96

Must be a helluva paddle board to handle that load. Must be specially reinforced with added buoyancy.


75 posted on 04/10/2017 2:11:14 PM PDT by meatloaf
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To: Eagles6
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76 posted on 04/10/2017 2:28:16 PM PDT by tumblindice
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To: lbtbell

I thought the same thing. Her bottoms look like “huggies” or something.


77 posted on 04/10/2017 2:29:55 PM PDT by blackbetty59
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To: lbtbell

Thar she blows!!!


78 posted on 04/10/2017 2:35:16 PM PDT by ReleaseTheHounds ("The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money." M. Thatcher)
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To: Eagles6

LOL!


79 posted on 04/10/2017 2:41:50 PM PDT by dandiegirl (BO)
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To: beelzepug

Walmart


80 posted on 04/10/2017 2:42:54 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom Its a Joke friends)
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