Posted on 03/28/2017 3:02:33 AM PDT by Leaning Right
LOL...”WHAT HAVE THE ROMANS EVER DONE FOR US?”
(I use that one all the time at work too)
Dying ain't much of a living boy
or
You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?
The answer should be from Singin’ in the Rain....and most will be via Lina Lamont!
“I’M gonna make the SPEECH!”
“Am I dumb or somethin?”
And on and on...
Charlie: They said you was hung.
Bart: And they was right.
Bart: I better go check out this Mongo character.
[Bart reaches for his gun]
Jim: Oh no, don’t do that, don’t do that. If you shoot him, you’ll just make him mad.
Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
Taggart: ...What in the Wide World of Sports is a-going on here? I hired you people to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!
Lili Von Shtupp: Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?
[sound of zipper opening]
Lili Von Shtupp: Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!
Bart: Sir, he specifically requested two “niggers”. Well, to tell the family secret, my grandmother was Dutch.
Bart: What’s your name?
Jim: Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim.
Jim: Look at my hand.
[raises hand and holds it level]
Bart: Steady as a rock.
Jim: [raises his other hand, which is violently trembling] Yeah, but I shoot with this one.
“Go ahead. Skin that smokewagon.”
“Well, are you gonna draw or just stand there looking stupid?”
‘Scuse me while I whips this out.
They totally missed the top 3 quotes of all time:
1. Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia. He was an English Guy. He came to fight the Turkish. - The Hollywood Knights
2. Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it. - Fast Times at Ridgemont High
3. Iron Maiden? Excellent! [air guitar] - Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
“’Scuse me while I whip this out”
“The sheriff is near?”
I’ll be your Huckleberry
Shut the eff up, Donny!
“I bet there’s 57 tits up there” Steve Martin
“Eddy?” Chevy Chase
“Holy Shit! Where’s the Tylenol?” Chevy Chase
Who’s the U-boat commander?
If it bleeds we can kill it.
>>And now a trivia question. Six of the 100 greatest quotes come from one film. Which one? (The answer is in the article.) <<
But, but, but that’s not fair. That would require someone to read the article.
From the Wizard of Oz. THe tin man says, “Now i know i have a heart because it’s breaking.”
So I have that going for me, which is nice.
Let’s not forget, “I speak jive.”
He must have an enormous shvantzstucker.
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