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To: Hulka
Smelly Pakistan AND awful-smelling India are both absolutely nuts, crazy and hate each other so much they don’t care about anybody or anything except killing each other and if they destroy the world, no big deal.

India and Pakistan are both equally stinking $hi#-holes, populated by disgusting idiots.

Turd-world countries both.

Amen brother!

I was once working at Tech convention at the MGM in Las Vegas in the 90s and I had my first high caste Indian incident. I was in a convention center restroom and I couldn't get the (then somewhat newly invented) auto flush toilet to flush after pissing into it. Some idiot engineer didn't add a flush button because we all know electronics never fail. Like a monkey with fire, I wasted 3 to 4 minutes trying to make it flush and then gave up, washed up, and walked out.

I get maybe 30 to 40 feet down a crowded corridor outside of the bathroom when an Indian man comes running after me and yelling. He goes on about how I need to flush the toilet, how disgusting it is, and what a pig I am. Experiencing white-hot rage and fantasizing about delivering an epic beat-down I just said "Come with me." I walked past him into the reatrom and he was dumb enough and arrogant enough to follow me.

Once in the restroom I opened the stall door of the useless, high-tech, no-flush toilet and asked him in the meanest, menacing father voice I could muster "Please, show me how to flush it." The 15 or so men in the restroom were now paying close attention to the scene. The lord-of-the-manor Brahmin went in and tried to flush the toilet for a hand-flapping minute or two and then admitted defeat.

As he walked out of the stall I ended the encounter by getting nose to nose with him and saying "I didn't flush the toilet because I couldn't flush the toilet. I can only imagine that you are a high caste Brahmin for thinking it was appropriate to berate me in public. This is America and nobody gives a damn what your caste is. Keep it up and someone is going to kick the shit out of your rude ass. Also, my people, the English, invented the flush toilet and I find it ironic that someone from shitty India, one of the poorest, filthiest places on the planet, feels that he can lecture me on hygiene."

I kept in his face and staring him down until he broke eye contact. Then I told him "Get the f**k out of here before I change my mind and use you to face-flush that toilet." He scampered out and then I washed my hands in a totally silent bathroom and went out to work.

11 posted on 03/26/2017 1:09:22 PM PDT by WMarshal (President Trump, a president keeping his promises to the American people. It feels like winning.)
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To: WMarshal

I have no dislike for Indians in particular; I’ve had some as friends and many that I like (I worked in tech in a major east coast market) and I’m sure this is true of you too- but I detest rude people who go off publicly based on erroneous assumptions. Well done.

And screw all of the class/caste system stuff. As you’ve pointed out- this is America. We don’t do that here. Rags-to-riches social mobility is the American Dream.


12 posted on 03/27/2017 2:49:21 AM PDT by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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