Waffle House is awesome, what you talkin bout
Everyone knows the “You might be a redneck...” jokes; I’ll add that you might be a yankee if you’ve never even SEEN a Waffle House (I haven’t - ever). Not that I’m proud to be a yankee (I’m filled with self-loathing), but we just don’t have these here in NJ (or the NYC metro area, or eastern PA) as far as I know.