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VIDEO: Soccer Player Mohammed Anas Thanks ‘my Wife and my Girlfriend’ in Postgame Speech
New York Daily News ^
| Saturday, March 18, 2017
| NICHOLAS PARCO
Posted on 03/21/2017 9:10:22 PM PDT by nickcarraway
He’s bending it like Beckham to try and get out of this one.
Ghanaian soccer player Mohammed Anas was named the man of the match for his effort in Free State Stars’ 2-2 draw with Ajax Cape Town on Friday evening, but during his postgame speech he became the man in the doghouse for thanking one too many ladies.
“Firstly I appreciate my fans,” he started. “And my wife and my girlfriend.”
Immediately realizing his mistake, Anas fumbled over his next few words before clarifying.
“I’m so sorry, my wife!” he said. “I love you so much from my heart. Thanks for supporting me there is more to come.”
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To: nickcarraway
“I love you so much from my heart.”
Just not so much from his penis.
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posted on
03/21/2017 9:14:02 PM PDT
by
servo1969
To: nickcarraway
Oops! Chances are both women were surprised. Wife didn’t know he had a girlfriend. Girlfriend didn’t know he had a wife.
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
03/21/2017 9:19:10 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: nickcarraway
Yeah, bet there is more to come. LOL÷
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posted on
03/21/2017 9:19:13 PM PDT
by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(****happy dance**** BIGLY!!!! Shadilay!)
To: nickcarraway
Hope he’s got a comfy couch
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posted on
03/21/2017 9:21:53 PM PDT
by
bigbob
To: nickcarraway
Reminds me of Captain Jack Aubrey's after dinner toast:
"To wives and sweethearts – may they never meet".
This was pretty customary on Saturdays for the Royal Navy during the Napoleonic Era, by the way.
To: RushIsMyTeddyBear; Yaelle; lee martell
To: nickcarraway
Dumb Jock w/o a harrEm to make it legit?
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posted on
03/21/2017 9:29:12 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
(No spellcheck. It's too much work to undo the auto wrong word substitution on mobile devices.)
To: nickcarraway
Isn’t his last name spelled with a “u”?
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posted on
03/21/2017 9:31:58 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Hey, traitor Democrats. I have a tree. I'm sure another FReeper has a rope.)
To: nickcarraway
His Coach needs to tell him to “Just hush up about that remark!”
Only talk about Soccer, and nothing else.
To: nickcarraway
He talks more like an ‘Anus.’
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posted on
03/21/2017 9:36:10 PM PDT
by
TexasCruzin
(Trump is the man. #TrumpPence16)
To: nickcarraway
Mohammed Anus: The name works on so many levels.
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posted on
03/21/2017 9:48:14 PM PDT
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
NYDN is a vile rag. Don’t go there.
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posted on
03/21/2017 9:49:17 PM PDT
by
Gene Eric
(Don't be a statist!)
To: nickcarraway
Second City (Chicago improv theater) circa 1971. John Belushi, Joe Flaherty etal were a stellar lineup.
They had a routine on stage that they had us imagine was in Yankee Stadium, packed house, honoring a beloved manager retiring.
Using microphone feedback to make the sound of crowd cheering & echoing, the coach said:
Firstly, I'd like to thank my high school baseball coach, Mr. Jones, who taught me that there is more to baseball than winning.
Secondly, I'd like to thank my wife Marth, who taught me that there is more to life than baseball.
And finally, I'd like to thank Miss Lotus Blossum, who taught me that there is more to life than my wife.
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posted on
03/21/2017 9:54:38 PM PDT
by
jobim
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