[Luircin]

Print out some mocking memes from Google as well, perhaps?

[Snickering Hound]

Tell them where they can stuff Xenu.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

If it has a postage paid envelope, you could tape it to a brick... jes’ sayin’

[dhs12345]

Ask her if she has watched Leah Remini’s show on “the Church” and what she thinks about it and get back with you when she has.

[ransomnote]

They routinely “change” their “gospels” so they can charge tens of thousands of dollars per member to get the updated “true” training. This is the biggest grab I’ve seen - ALL of the stupid training seminars redone just like the insane leader wanted them. $$$$$$

[Az Joe]

They got my address (my parents house) once when I was young and dumb in 1975. I only had contact with them one time.

They sent me mail about every 4-6 months well into the late ‘90s off that one time contact. They do not give up easy.

[Red Badger]

Tell them to stop killing trees to PRInt this stuff!......

[Celtic Conservative]

At some point or other have you watched a Tom Cruise movie? Have you ever expressed admiration, grudging or otherwise for John Travolta?

CC

[bigbob]

Tell ‘em your uncle is a thetan and will come beat the crap out of them if they don’t leave you alone.

[bk1000]

Don’t respond. If you do, they’ll know you are there and will send even more! Resist temptation and just toss it.

[windsorknot]

I attempted to read “Dianetics” once and found it to be utter hogwash.

[Slyfox]

I’d have some fun with that phone number and that email of hers.

[John Locke]

Tell them their literature contradicts the Koran and is therefore haram.

If that doesn't scare them, next time tell them you are sharpening your scimitar.

[faithhopecharity]

enclose a brick in their self-addressed=stamped-return=envelope

[faithhopecharity]

enclose a brick in their SASE envelope

that way you will be helping them Build their Church

.s

[imardmd1]

Just cross out your address. the neatly print in capitals:

===========

REFUSED

Return to Sender

===========

Drop it in the mailbox or give it back to the postman, and they will have to pay return postage.

That will stop it real quick.

[Secret Agent Man]

That will work. They will label you an SP and end contact.

[AnotherUnixGeek]

I’d leave it alone - I’ve been watching the Leah Remini series, and those people are vindictive.

[Kellis91789]

Anything you return to them will just confirm your address is valid. They won’t stop. They will start sending you more and more garbage. Maybe even send people to your door.

Be a black hole instead.

[cgbg]

After they separate you from all of your Earthly possessions this "religion" will finally reveal the secret "discovered" by LRon...

According to his Royal Kookiness human beings are being bred like livestock for their alien masters--they use humans as food as in the Twilight Zone episode "To Serve Man".

So, now that you know that you can get creative...

How about a note that says: "My friends are getting hungry...what is your home address?" :-)