The Church of Scientolgy (aka..the Church of BS)

03-10-2017 | Me

[Kevin in California]

I'm not certain how they got my contact info but this is like the 6th or 7th piece of mail I've gotten from them in the last 5-6 months. I've finally decided it's time to send their crap back to them. Am I out of hand here or should I add something before I drop it in the mailbox tomorrow?

[Luircin]

Print out some mocking memes from Google as well, perhaps?

[Snickering Hound]

Tell them where they can stuff Xenu.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

If it has a postage paid envelope, you could tape it to a brick... jes’ sayin’

[dhs12345]

Ask her if she has watched Leah Remini’s show on “the Church” and what she thinks about it and get back with you when she has.

[ransomnote]

They routinely “change” their “gospels” so they can charge tens of thousands of dollars per member to get the updated “true” training. This is the biggest grab I’ve seen - ALL of the stupid training seminars redone just like the insane leader wanted them. $$$$$$

[Kevin in California]

It does and I have some cinder blocks in my backyard.

Hmmm......

[Az Joe]

They got my address (my parents house) once when I was young and dumb in 1975. I only had contact with them one time.

They sent me mail about every 4-6 months well into the late ‘90s off that one time contact. They do not give up easy.

[Red Badger]

Tell them to stop killing trees to PRInt this stuff!......

[Celtic Conservative]

At some point or other have you watched a Tom Cruise movie? Have you ever expressed admiration, grudging or otherwise for John Travolta?

CC

[bigbob]

Tell ‘em your uncle is a thetan and will come beat the crap out of them if they don’t leave you alone.

[Red Badger]

Not that much different from Jehovah’s Witnesses!.....

[bk1000]

Don’t respond. If you do, they’ll know you are there and will send even more! Resist temptation and just toss it.

[windsorknot]

I attempted to read “Dianetics” once and found it to be utter hogwash.

[Slyfox]

I live on a Jehovah Witness's training route. They come by with new recruits once a month to show them how to do it.

Yeah, I don't answer the door anymore.

[Slyfox]

I’d have some fun with that phone number and that email of hers.

[Red Badger]

We get Mormon and JW missionaries at our house! I always talk to them.......

[Red Badger]

That is a great idea!
Take that email address and spreads it to every porn site you can!
Put the phone number on Craigslist personals!......

[John Locke]

Tell them their literature contradicts the Koran and is therefore haram.

If that doesn't scare them, next time tell them you are sharpening your scimitar.

[Slyfox]

I used to but I got tired after a few years. Pretty funny though when the muslim family moved in next door and the Jehovah Witnesses tried to talk them into Jehovah.