Posted on 03/08/2017 2:10:25 AM PST by ARGLOCKGUY
The lioness does.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool,
than to speak and remove all doubt.
It’s Great life if you don’t weaken.
Don’t take life so seriously. No one gets off this rock alive...
LOL
His word is right and true, and good for our instruction.
If you can’t get along, get along.
Did you used to work for me?
Mrs waterhill says “nut up or shut up”.
Sometimes you have to say “ What the Fk?”
Nine out of ten things you worry about are never going to happen.
Every meal is not a contest to see how much you can eat.
“If one considers that life is pretty much a s$$t sandwich, it therefore follows that the more bread you have,the less s$$t you have to eat”- Aristotle.
Lies require high maintenance
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Unless they're liberals.
Ride with the Devil long enough and pretty soon he’ll want to drive.
Only two things will ever send you to prison: drugs and women. Avoid both and you’re all set.
you take their money, you take their crap.
($$ always comes with strings attached)
All courtesy of Robert Heinlein ...
“Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes ...”
“Don’t handicap your children by making their lives easy.”
“Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.”
Heinlein provided us with many, many more.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese....
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