Posted on 02/24/2017 11:00:35 AM PST by MNDude
I am currently sitting in a Taco Bell, and across the room, there is a young woman wearing one of those horrible p*ssy hats!
What should I do?
pick up your phone, hold it out in front of you, and run over to her.
Stop, look surprised and say:
Dang, Pokemon Go said you were a 50 point capture!
Tell her to please cover herself.
Well, in that case she ain’t worth the time of day!
"Hey lady, you look like you can use one of these."
I suggest the Naked Chicken Chalupa and a large diet soda.
You’ve been triggered. Retreat to the nearest safe space serving alcohol.
Tell her you need her name so you can donate to Trump and Free Republic in her name.
“I came to Taco Bell in the hopes of seeing some poor woman in a Giant Vagina, but your pussy hat is a small consolation, rrroowwrr.”
I was thinkin’a getting one of those pussy hats, wonder if it will help me with the chicks to get more hats.
Ask her to spell out exactly what rights she lost.
Ignore her. She wants attention, negative or positive. Don’t give it to her.
Look at it positively, you automatically know she is not relationship material and someone you would ask out for a date.
Show some class and ignore her.
Stay calm. Finish your meal. Then walk away. The hats existed before January 21st. And you may even see them a few more times. Just assume she is a bad dresser.
Start singing “What’s new p*ssy hat?” (Tom Jones)
My moonbat aunt and snowflake cousin went to the womens march. They posted a photo of them wearing their vulgar pink hats and saying how proud they were to march for their rights.
We immediately broke into action.
The phot we posted included
three AR-15’s
One Ruger .380 (Pink. In the hands of my daughter)
Two MAGA hats
One NRA hat
One US Flag hat
One Hillary for Prison T-Shirt
One Black Guns Matter T-shirt
One poster of Ronald Reagan
We captioned the photo “We’re proud to stand up for our rights too!”
Hillarity ensued. Apparently we’re haters.
Call the Fashion Police to stage an intervention.
Snatch it off her head and run!
I like that one.
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