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Wales Is Hosting its First Ever Alcohol-Free Beer Festival
Wales Online ^ | 22 FEB 2017 | MARK SMITH

Posted on 02/22/2017 9:02:38 PM PST by nickcarraway

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To: FlingWingFlyer
Zach Galifianakis has a great bit where he talks about how he's trying to cut down on alcohol. So he drinks a 12 pack of O'Douls.

Then he goes out for a drive and gets pulled over by a cop. The cop asks him "Have you been drinking?" And he says "Sorta."

"I just drank a twelve pack of O'Douls alcohol free beer."

So then the cop wrote him a ticket...

...for being a wussy.

21 posted on 02/22/2017 11:18:08 PM PST by who_would_fardels_bear
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Wales Is Hosting its First Ever Alcohol-Free Beer Festival

Wow, who would have thought Wales would wait this long to host their first Root Beer Festival?

22 posted on 02/22/2017 11:42:18 PM PST by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
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To: nickcarraway

Alcohol free does not necessarily translate into “healthier”. Just a bunch of empty calories.


23 posted on 02/23/2017 1:40:13 AM PST by a fool in paradise (patriots win, Communists and Socialist Just-Us Warriors lose)
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To: Defiant

Oh, but you’re good!


24 posted on 02/23/2017 4:00:31 AM PST by stormhill
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To: nickcarraway

Sounds llike a llosing proposition.


25 posted on 02/23/2017 4:32:56 AM PST by NonValueAdded (#DeplorableMe #BitterClinger #HillNO! #MyPresident #MAGA)
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To: Defiant

LOL


26 posted on 02/23/2017 4:34:01 AM PST by NonValueAdded (#DeplorableMe #BitterClinger #HillNO! #MyPresident #MAGA)
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To: stormhill

I wish I could claim that one, but I heard it years ago.


27 posted on 02/23/2017 7:34:42 AM PST by Defiant (The media is the colostomy bag where truth goes after democrats digest it.)
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To: nickcarraway

brahahahaha.... Mr. Mercat and I went to the Shrewsbury Folk Festival last August... about a half days drive from hear. I’m trying really hard to imagine it without real beer. hmmmm nope... can’t imagine it. Beer and coffee and the headliner was a hard rock bagpipe band. LOL


28 posted on 02/23/2017 9:01:24 AM PST by Mercat (Men never do evil so fully and cheerfully as when they do it out of conscience.” (Blaise Pascal))
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LOL, I just read about St. David. Or St. Tavy as he was called in Shakespeare. His most famous miracle was that the place he was standing on became a hill and a dove settled on his shoulder. Some wit remarked that the last thing Wales needed was another hill. He founded monasteries where the monks had to plow the fields without draft animals, and they could consume no beer, and no meat. He established the symbol of Wales to be the leek. For those freepers who don’t make soups, a leek is like a green onion only about 1 to 2 inches in diameter and maybe ten inches long. LOL sorry... I have welch ancestors but this is hysterical.


29 posted on 02/23/2017 9:07:56 AM PST by Mercat (Men never do evil so fully and cheerfully as when they do it out of conscience.” (Blaise Pascal))
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"Alcohol free beer is like kissing your sister "

It's worse than that. No beer goggles (the ugly girls in the bar at 5 PM are just as ugly at 1AM).

30 posted on 02/23/2017 11:48:18 AM PST by crazy scenario (We can't take you anywhere)
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To: nickcarraway

Is this some sort of sick joke? (And I don’t even LIKE beer!)


31 posted on 02/24/2017 8:07:08 AM PST by Bookwoman (...and I am unanimous in this...")
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