Cavaliers Star Kyrie Irving Says Earth Is Flat and Everyone’s Lying

New York Post ^ | February 17, 2017 | Ryan Lazo

[nickcarraway]

Maybe Kyrie Irving would have benefited from a few more years of that pricey Duke education.

The Cavaliers point guard, who has established himself as one of the premier players in the NBA, caused a stir by saying he believes the earth is flat, not round, while participating on the podcast “Road Tripping with RJ and Channing.”

“This is not even a conspiracy theory,” Kyrie said. “The earth is flat.”

[philman_36]

No, two thousand year old mathematics and simple observations prove you're wrong.

Simple observations like objects in the videos I posted that you shouldn't be able to see?

Nikon P900 Superzoom: Flat Earth and The Invisible Lake Pontchartrain Causeway

Explain that simple observation! Are those vehicles driving on water?

[shibumi]

Nope.

I’m throwing that out to support *your* position.

It makes as much sense as the crap you’ve been linking.

[Windflier]

I’ve given up on trying to see the Statue of Liberty from Dallas. I’ve scaled back my search to the capitol building in Austin.

Nope. Ain’t seeing that, either, darn it.

Help me out here, Phil.

[shibumi]

"It is evidence, however, that the 'picture' in question was processed and isn't an actual picture. Do you still believe it's an actual picture? "

Everything you've posted has been processed through a web of intertubes owned by the Illuminati.

So I don't believe that you are an actual poster.

[Windflier]

Got a question for you, Phil.

Are all heavenly bodies flat disks, or is it just planets?

If so, why have astronomers never seen one edge-on? Are you saying that every body in the observable universe is oriented to face earth at a perpendicular angle?

Food for thought.

[Salamander]

All of this has been solved.

A lack of quarters is the reason why.

Check under your sofa cushions, for therein lies the answer to life’s great mysteries.

[post duly posted, pre-post-processing]

[shibumi]

I have many quarters.

But shortly I will have fewer.

Laundry does that.

Later.....

[Salamander]

Are you saying that every body in the observable universe is oriented to face earth at a perpendicular angle?

Yes, and frankly, I'm exhausted from holding this position.

/unparalleled fatigue

[Windflier]

in the videos I posted

You're a hoot, dude.

People post videos and images to you, but they're all faked, photoshopped, or mis-interpreted, yet yours are real.

[philman_36]

...two thousand year old mathematics...

What mathematics are you talking about, anyway? This...

Which brings us back, for instance, to the Lake Pontchartrain Causeway video.
How are we able to see those vehicles?
You can see them moving, right?

[Salamander]

Axis Mundi succumbs to the mundane.

[11Bush]

The list of things that are beyond you simple understanding continues to grow. They now include:

Friction
Convection
Geometry
Gravity

And those are just the ones you have shown ignorance of on this thread alone. You are either being obtuse on purpose, you are the most gullible person ever on FR, or you are from the local insane asylum. Hoping for the first, betting on the second, almost convinced of the third.

[philman_36]

People post videos and images to you, but they're all faked, photoshopped, or mis-interpreted, yet yours are real.

Have you proven the videos I've shown to be fake? There sure are a lot of them out there for them all to be fake.

And at least I showed evidence of that processed 'photo'.
Do you still believe it's a real photo too even with what I've shown about it?

Good God, man, the dude gives lessons on how to Photoshop the damn things!

[philman_36]

Oh, goody! Someone else who can’t explain why I can see things that I’m not supposed to be able to see.

[Verginius Rufus]

Maybe Kyrie read Thomas Friedman's book The Earth is Flat and was convinced.

I wonder if Kyrie's middle name is Eleison.

[Windflier]

All of this has been solved. A lack of quarters is the reason why.

This thread has me so confused.

Phil says that all of our astronomical observations, mathematics, and photographic evidence over the last two thousand years is either fake, mis-interpreted, mis-understood, or actually proves the earth is flat.

I don't know....maybe you photoshopped your resolution of the great mystery. Tell me the truth!

[philman_36]

Now, now...common courtesy. You should include me if you’re going to talk smack about me.

[Windflier]

Phil, this has been fun, but I really think you’re having a laugh at our expense.

Gotta go now. I’m gonna go work on my van while listening to “Close To The Edge” by Yes.

[philman_36]

...while listening to “Close To The Edge” by Yes.

Wear a coat.


It's cold out there.

[philman_36]

...I really think you’re having a laugh at our expense.

Just challenging your perceptions of reality, that's all.