- Johnny Depp as Donald Trump-
Then, he cut off the tip of his finger and wrote a message in blood on a window about his girlfriend's cheating:
So, he's just like you and I- we hate Trump, all spend $30,000/month on wine and write messages in blood while smoking mushrooms.
shouldn’t he be donating all that money to “refugees”?
I can help!
Let’s see, decent wine is about $80 a bottle but he’s probably drinking real decent wine and so we’ll figure $150/bottle. Now that should be about 200 bottles/month at 750ml equals 150,000ml’s.
Now a box of good Franzia or such has 5l’s and so for the cost of approx. $18/box equals $540/month.
Think of the savings with this one minor change to consumption.
Now, I’ll agree that Franzia doesn’t rate very high on the ‘decent wine’ scale but after three or four hits who’ll know?
Certainly not this jaded ass.
That's a lot on cabbage - Id honestly be dead in a week - od'd on butter and lobster in a hot tub chock full of 5 pounders and 3 blondes....nekkid of course
Drugs and stupidity; the Marlon Brando way of life. Never works out.
How is that lavish?
Same as me. But I just put a couple hours of overtime to pay for it.
When I saw the 200k he spent modifying his GF’s regular 68 Mustang, I knew he had a spending problem.
I’m sending him a case of 2 Buck Chuck
...a fool and his money...
How do you run expenses of $2 million per month?
There must have been a fairly substantial business built around “taking care of Mr. Depp.”
Might make a good movie...
2 Bud Lights/day = $45/month. Now that I think about it, that’s too much.
I like Johnny and am saddened to learn his is this shallow, short sighted and excessive.
Who cares about this drug-addled, self-aggrandizing jackass?
But if he has a criticism of a Trump economic policy the MSM will treat it like a pronouncement from God himself.
Johnny Depp will henceforth be known as Johnny Dope!
A heartfelt plea written in black blood?
“Starris
Bilnify
POG
Gamblr”
I wonder how much it cost him to divorce his outhouse crazy, bisexual Ozzie wife a year or so ago.
That might have cost a chunk of change just for the lawyers.
Might have taken quite a bit of his liquid assets to settle with her.
Amber Heard.
Hot, Hot, Hot.
But not worth it.
I only spend 10 grand a month on wine.
If it weren’t for Hollywood, being batshit crazy he’d have been living under a bridge for the past several decades after the male prostitution gig dried up, so he’s grateful to even have an entourage.
It appears the picture with the glove and blood depicts his ring finger as bleeding, while the picture below shows it is his middle finger that has the scar.