[SpinnerWebb]

I declare myself a handsome millionaire.

[libstripper]

I’m better than you,I declare myself a Bald Eagle. Now all I need to do is go to DC, climb the Washington Monument, flap my wings (arms, before my transformation), jump off, and fly to the ground.

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

I declare myself a member of the Pequot Tribe of Connecticut.

Now, I want my share of that Foxwoods Casino billions.

[bgill]

Like I’m a purple penguin and like I demand special privileges and like I need my own restroom like with a cute purple penguin on it. And like Trump should like declare April purple penguin month. If he doesn’t, then, he’s like racist! And like that makes me so like sad or something. Like, ya know.