[brucedickinson]

" I am a powerful African American man with the hopes of obtaining my PhD in a field of quantum physics, then pursing a career in research, renewable energy, and/or scientific outreach."

[C19fan]

Over/under probability fake incident? 90%???

[BBB333]

I think it nice, feeding a poor black student and all...

[loungitude]

I’d be happy if someone gave me a box of fried chicken. But that’s me.

[50mm]

I’m thinking hoax.

[Russ]

Mr. Holliday needs to find a safe haven and a coloring book.

[dforest]

I wish someone would leave a box of fried chicken on my car! Geesh, is this a joke?

[dljordan]

He probably set this up himself. there’s one way to find out, look inside the box.

[KC_Lion]

Life Rule #562

Never say no to Free Chicken.

Also, is there a reason a Subway Receipt is there?

The Chicken is from Popeye's.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

I bet Trump himself put it there!!!!!!!!

[rockrr]

The burning question is, of course, was it original recipe or extra crispy?

[Farmer Dean]

I smell yet another fake event staged by the so called victim.
I wish someone would leave a box of chicken on my car.A free lunch is always welcome.

[Red Badger]

It would be easy to get the security tape from the nearest Popeye’s Restaurant.
I would NOT be surprised if it showed HIM buying the chicken......................

[Doogle]

I’m not clicking huffpo

[PghBaldy]

I assume this is a hoax, fake hate crime.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Fake news.

But anyone who wants to leave fried chicken on my car is more than welcome.

[RegulatorCountry]

The likelihood that some poor brother is wondering where he left his chicken and fro pick is very high, this being Derm after all. It’s practically Nairobi on the Eno.

That is, if it’s not yet another hoax.

[OKSooner]

I confess, I did it. I was in town and had just picked up lunch to go, a two-piece spicy combo with a breast and a wing, beans and rice and an extra biscuit with honey and a root beer.

About that time Mrs. Sooner walks up and says "You didn't buy that stuff AGAIN, did you?"

"Oh, no, dear, I just FOUND this chicken and was, uh, I think it belongs to whoever owns this car."

Sorry if I hurt anyone's feelings, especially this guy. He sounds like he's really someone special.

[onedoug]

Big deal.

[Mr. K]

Let’s see if there are any other fingerprints on that box besides his.

So far it’s 100% going rate that these turn out to be hoaxes.

Who would go to the trouble of going to Popeye’s, buying frid chicken, just to leave it on some one’s care. Conservatives are usually NOT THAT STUPID.

I’ll pay 10 to 1 betting its a hoax.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Occam’s Razor Answer: Some slob was just too lazy to walk his fried chicken container to the nearest trash can.

Not everything is RAAAAACIST.