A Box Of Fried Chicken Was Left On A Black Student’s Car Not Long After Trump’s Inauguration

Huffington Post ^ | 1-23-2017 | Julia Craven

[brucedickinson]

My name is Elliott G. Holliday. I am a Physics major minoring in Mathematics at NC State University from Durham, NC and I am 20 years old. I am a College of Sciences Ambassador with a strong moral compass pointed towards selflessness and community service. I am a powerful African American man with the hopes of obtaining my PhD in a field of quantum physics, then pursing a career in research, renewable energy, and/or scientific outreach. I graduated from the North Carolina School of Science and Mathematics in 2014, the 12th best high school in the nation while making lifelong friends on my journey.

[mellow velo]

By “scientific outreach”, I think he aspires to be one of those people standing around a mall with a clipboard in hand trying to get shoppers to answer survey questions.

[Moose47]

All upset because there were no ‘left wings’ in the box.

[AFreeBird]

And a puppy. 🐩

[bus man]

I am a powerful African American man

Apparently not as powerful as you thought, if something as trivial as having trash left on your car can set you off like this.

I graduated from the North Carolina School of Science and Mathematics in 2014, the 12th best high school in the nation while making lifelong friends on my journey.

Two years removed from high school is a little too soon to be sure that your buddies will remain "lifelong friends."

When I approached my car, I found it in more despicable state of cleanliness than I had left it.

One year, I found a pumpkin smashed on the hood of my car on the morning after Halloween. It was annoying, yes. Fortunately, I've discovered the solution to this problem: putting my car into a garage overnight. Yes, just imagine how much racism we could eliminate if only everyone could put their cars into their own private garages overnight.

Second, I am trying my best not to play the racism card, but whoever did this is making it incredibly difficult.

Your "best" clearly isn't good enough.

2. NC State University, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO INGORE ME! I will scream about this so loudly God will tell me to lower my voice! You will listen when I speak, you will hear what I have to say, and you will take the appropriate course of action necessary to handle events like this.

Seems only fair, since it's obviously NC State University's fault that this happened. Maybe they can fix this problem by hiring more police officers to patrol the area. I know that black SJWs just looooooooove having the police around!

Update: The Cereal was Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Don't know if that tells you anything or not...

Yes, it tells me that Trump is a despicable human being who must be impeached immediately. No other interpretation is possible.

[RegulatorCountry]

The cinnamon thing is insider talk among blacks, another giveaway as to the nature of the situation. Very few white people would get it or even know. He’s humblebragging about his own skin tone with that while crying racism, I promise you.

[mellow velo]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch and chocolate milk are racist?!

Had the perpetrator put a carton of eggnog on the car instead, would that have made him a hater of Native Americans?

[Jeff Chandler]

A Box Of Fried Chicken Was Left On A Black Student’s Car

The watermelon kept rolling off the hood.

[WENDLE]

LOL leni. The ol double entandre’

[Organic Panic]

A Subway receipt?

Where does one buy a ‘fro pick?

And we are to believe someone stalked this man with a Popeye’s box, a fro pick, and a Subway receipt, waited for him to leave his car, and then deviously leave the items on his car and scurry away.

[goldstategop]

Minus the collared peas and the watermelon.

What’s missing here?

[ManHunter]

Amazing how these supposedly racist incidents only happen to activists ain’t it?

[reasonisfaith]

The fraudulent stench of Alinsky’s ideas blows thick.

[kalee]

We’re white and we had their shrimp po’ boys last Friday. They are pretty good.

[RansomOttawa]

Aha, so that’s where I left that! Thanks. You didn’t happen to see my watermelon, too, did you?