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I am a powerful African American man

Apparently not as powerful as you thought, if something as trivial as having trash left on your car can set you off like this.

I graduated from the North Carolina School of Science and Mathematics in 2014, the 12th best high school in the nation while making lifelong friends on my journey.

Two years removed from high school is a little too soon to be sure that your buddies will remain "lifelong friends."

When I approached my car, I found it in more despicable state of cleanliness than I had left it.

One year, I found a pumpkin smashed on the hood of my car on the morning after Halloween. It was annoying, yes. Fortunately, I've discovered the solution to this problem: putting my car into a garage overnight. Yes, just imagine how much racism we could eliminate if only everyone could put their cars into their own private garages overnight.

Second, I am trying my best not to play the racism card, but whoever did this is making it incredibly difficult.

Your "best" clearly isn't good enough.

2. NC State University, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO INGORE ME! I will scream about this so loudly God will tell me to lower my voice! You will listen when I speak, you will hear what I have to say, and you will take the appropriate course of action necessary to handle events like this.

Seems only fair, since it's obviously NC State University's fault that this happened. Maybe they can fix this problem by hiring more police officers to patrol the area. I know that black SJWs just looooooooove having the police around!

Update: The Cereal was Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Don't know if that tells you anything or not...

Yes, it tells me that Trump is a despicable human being who must be impeached immediately. No other interpretation is possible.