I'm pretty far to the right.

Original FUNNEH | 1/22/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz

[libh8er]

I detest the left so much, I had my left arm amputated.

[hawg-farmer - FR..October 1998]

Trying to be funny, you could have came up with more viable ones.

[Lazamataz]

Trying to be funny, you could have came up with more viable ones.

These are all entirely reasonable.

Sayyyyy, yer not one of them DAM LEFTIST are ya?????

[Lazamataz]

I detest the left so much, I had my left arm amputated.

Uh, I still see a leg on you!

[Lazamataz]

The last post before meltdown?

I Rather Have Jesus; Will you accept Him today? Look (Show More) at Bottom ;
1/20/2017, 7:52:20 AM · by Revski · 2 replies

JESUS BROKE FREE REPUBLIC!

[Lazamataz]

Let’s get married!

[tet68]

Oh, carp, my cat just threw up.

Did it throw up a carp?
Did your carp throw up?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[Lazamataz]

"Oh, carp, my cat just threw up."

Did it throw up a carp? Did your carp throw up?

For a split second I thought to make that joke.

Wisely, I didn't.

;)

[tet68]

Too fishy for you? On what kind of scale?

[Tax-chick]

It all depends on whether the carp is in the accusative or the vocative case.

[Windflier]

So, Countdown Crew, let us make some decisions on the Countdown Thread future.

I kind of liked your idea about a countup thread.

President Trump promised to get a list of things done in the first 100 days. Perhaps we can count up to day 100 while celebrating each time he checks off one those items.

[jy8z]

Being the true redneck that I am...I'm petitioning NASCAR to reverse course and allow...

[generally]

LOL!

Does that mean you’ll adopt my list?

[SaveFerris]

I’ve got one thing I’ve been wanting to say.

IT FEELS SOOOO GOOD to be able to respect the Office of the President once again.

You know, now that we have an American who actually CARES about the country.

[crazy scenario]

I detest the left so much, I had my left arm amputated

I detest the left twice as much, I had my left arm amputated and had my twin brother's right arm put in it's place.