Laz Laz wherefore are thou Laz?

me ^ | 1/20/2017 | Me

[freedumb2003]

Where are you Laz? This is IT. Day zero!

We need your daily 3 AM post!

[RetSignman]

OR...

https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?p0=263&iso=20170120T12&msg=Time%20left%20until%20Obama%20leaves%20office

[Buckeye McFrog]

Yes, there are some Rockettes awaiting your pat-down.

[Lazamataz]

I love her and wish to marry her.

[Lazamataz]

No thread this morning. Last thread was issued on 12:01 Thursday.

ZERO DAY!!!!!! (PRAISE GOD!!!!!!)

[outofsalt]

Maybe more your style?

[metmom]

We can do a countdown.

As of right now, it's

3 hours and 13 minutes

[Lazamataz]

Well normally yes, but I would sure check ID on THOSE two.

[MissH]

Now that was funny lol

[Robert DeLong]

[IronJack]

Just so you know, “wherefore” does NOT mean “where.” It means “why.” You’ve just asked Laz why he’s Laz — a question many of us may have pondered — but probably not the one you wanted to ask.

[Lazamataz]

I wish I had those for the Zero Day thread!!!! ARRRRGGGHHHHH

[Lazamataz]

You’ve just asked Laz why he’s Laz — a question many of us may have pondered — but probably not the one you wanted to ask.

Trust that. Those that have heard the tale, go irrevocably insane.

[Bigg Red]

“Former” is best f-word ever for this day.

[cjshapi]

Now I understand my downward spiral. Been lurking since election night. It’s a great day, indeed!

[hsmomx3]

I bet most could not sleep lastnight! Kind of like a kid on Christmas Eve type of feeling!!

[Zathras]

I’ll bump that

[bandit123]

Laz I searched for my daily thread for quite a while today.
I was almost late taking kids to school.
Glad to see your still alive, today is the end of an error
foisted upon us by naive snowflake liberal hippies,communist and traitors.
the party starts at 12:02, time to MAGA , after hearing what goes on at cnn I guess we are going to win again today.
I cant wait to text some liberals I know at 12:02.

Its a great day to be in the basket of deplorables

[ßuddaßudd]

MA☼GA

[Kenton]

Laz is probably resting. He's been responsible for our unofficial countdown posting for well over a year, he deserves a day off. I mean, the countdown clock just ran out.

Just imagine the time and effort he went to typing all that stuff out every day!

And his predictions were 100% RIGHT! Got the day, minute, and hour exackley right. The guy's a fricken Nostradamas, for cripes' sake!

Thanks for your noble service, Laz, and may God bless America (the red states anyway).

[Robert DeLong]

This one os for Laz: