Posted on 01/19/2017 6:50:55 PM PST by nickcarraway
A group of women have quit their jobs to become permanent mermaids.
A community of people in Seattle, Washington, have decided to switch their life on land to live like the sea beings under water permanently, despite being "laughed" at for their lifelong ambition as a child.
Caitlin Nielsen - who was a biology graduate - has put her plan into action as she has set up a workshop where she handcrafts silicone tails, which she feels "awkward" when she isn't wearing the attachment.
Speaking to The Mirror Online, the 32-year-old said: "When I was in kindergarten and the teacher asked everyone to go around and say what they wanted to be when they grew up, I said 'a mermaid.'
"Everyone laughed at me and now here I am - I'm a mermaid. I'm literally a real life mermaid.
"Ever since I saw Disney's 'Little Mermaid' when I was very young and I also watched the movie 'Splash' with Tom Hanks and Daryl Hannah.
"Both of my parents are marine biologists, so I grew up knowing a lot about the oceans, spending a lot of time at the sea shores and really feeling like I was meant to be in the ocean, so when I saw mermaid movies it sort of resonated with me.
"I do feel like my tail is a part of me, and I do actually feel like it is a prosthetic limb. I sometimes joke that I wear a prosthetic because I was born with a terrible birth defect - which is legs. When my tail is off I feel a little bit awkward. Suddenly I have legs and I don't know what to do with them. I feel extremely clumsy."
Caitlin isn't the only person to switch lifestyle as her friends Ed Brown, Tessie LaMourea and Morgan Caldwell have claimed they are the mystical creature.
People who would have been locked up a few decades ago. And should be again.
I say we throw a rubber suit on them from the waist down release them into the wild at low tide and then...sit back and watch.
They’re not violent so locking them up would be uncalled for. At least they’re not wearing pussy hats.
Weeki Wachee Springs State Park, the City of Live Mermaids, on the Gulf Coast of Florida:
Why not? I sometimes feel like I’m a Grizzly Bear in Yellowstone looking for a tourist to munch. Nowadays you can be anything you say you are.
There’s nothing here about how these people are making a living.
I hope she gets explosive diarrhea. Heh.
Mermaid jobs
http://www.weekiwachee.com/
....as her friends Ed Brown,
He identifies as a mermaid... WOW
Literally? Ah, no. She’s literally a freak, however.
Maybe they make a living wearing bunny tails, I hear that can be lucrative.
LOL, you find the strangest stories.
These people are just nuts, she was born with legs because she is a human and humans are land creatures.
There are no mermaids. They are a fictional creature.
I believe the internet has killed that business.
Hard to get pregnant in one of those suits too.
Live and let live!
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