Posted on 01/16/2017 5:38:56 AM PST by Lazamataz
I propose to give you, my valued readers, the entirety of the Russian Hacks that gave Donald Trump an illegitimate victory.
There are other things the Russians are responsible for. A short list follows:
Russians cause global warming, infanticide, glacial formation, the sinking of the Titanic, the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, and fire ants. Russians are the cause of late mail, lack of adequate punctuation, the heartbreak of psoriasis, and feminine itching. Russians are the cause of fixed greyhound races, the metric system, errors in longitudinal measurements, and smaller portions. Russians are the cause of angry wives, Speedos on fat people, mismatched socks, and mold on cucumbers. Russians are the cause of the Zombie Apocalypse, interstellar planetary collisions, muteness in albinos, and killer bees. Russians are the cause of gingivitis, off-key chorus singing, air inversions, and incremental floods. Russians are the cause of fans that quit, entropy, soap shards in the shower, and fat girls. Russians are the cause of cold oatmeal, excessive blogging, sweat stains, and misfires in 9mm ammunition. Russians are the cause of cabinet doors that do not line up, cracks in the sidewalk, the scourge of heroin, and every plane crash since 1972. Russians are the cause of John McCain, senility, traitorism, and infiltration by the left (but I repeat myself). Russians are the cause of low toner, high transmission rates, delivery service price increases, and gaudy shirts. Russians are the cause of splinters, earth tremors, Gamma ray emission by the element Lawrencium, and the lack of hobbits in real life. Russians are the cause of Facebook monitoring, trigger happy SWAT teams, pencil-neck geeks, and the Yellowstone Caldera. Russians are the cause of Russia, France, Sweden, and Zambia. Russians are the cause of carbon buildup, broken bungee cords, bad lap dances, and a lack of friendly greetings in cities. Russians are the cause of paper cuts, whirlpools, thunder, and machine disconnects. Russians are the cause of honey badgers, rigidity, painful exercise, and linear contraction. Russians are the cause of Nancy Pelosi, botox overdoses, pure insanity, and Alzheimer's. Russians are the cause of regression analysis, micro-stamping, failed unions, and misaligned microwave towers. Russians are the cause of blurry lenses, spider bites, stains, and legless crocodiles. Russians are the cause of missing keyboard keys, unexpected phone calls, broken pottery, and squeaking doors. Russians are the cause of warning labels on appliances, erectile dysfunction, waterspouts, and potholes. Russians are the cause of canker sores, narcissistic Presidents, leaking toilets, and crack addiction. Russians are the cause of corroded pennies, locomotive derailments, internet trolls, and wardrobe failures. Russians are the cause of ADHD in the clergy, Blue Screens of Death on personal computers, the French Revolution of 1789, and thorns. Russians are the cause of bad Muppet shows, holes in circus nets, the NFL going all-queer, all-the-time, and Sandra Fluke's birth-control deficit. Russians are the cause of Israel's problems with Syria, excessive salt in the Pacific Ocean, the disappearance of Malaysian Air flight 370, and infomercials. Russians are the cause of low-calorie diet soda, smudges on the Xerox, dry technical text, and animal abuse. Russians are the cause of glass shards, bad pudding, hair cancer, and sun-dried dead worms. Russians are the cause of porcelin stains, droughts, turbulence above 10000 feet, and power brown-outs. Russians are the cause of low scores on Angry Birds, weak tea, Michael Jackson's early demise, and Micheal Jackson. Russians are the cause of bad comb-overs, Chris Matthews, alcoholism, and spittle (but I repeat myself). Russians are the cause of Russians, micturition syncope, solar eclipses, and dead lithium batteries. Russians are the cause of Quiznos spongmonkeys, badly behaved Colonels, toothaches, and the shipwreck of the Minnow. Russians are the cause of failed sitcoms, knots you cannot get undone, overly-rare hamburgers at restaurants, and Miley Cyrus. Russians are the cause of squeaking hinges, malformed carrots, bent coat hangers, and slippery decks. Russians are the cause of the 2014 Midterms, tarnished silver, wobbling fans, and tangled power cables. Russians are the cause of off-hook phones, shattered ceramics, dull scissors, and dog-eared books.
It is for all these reasons that I declare Donald Trump -- who was in no way responsible or committed any of the above -- ILLEGITIMATE. We must follow the Constitution word-for-word, and simply declare him the default loser. We can then follow the Constitutional directives on holding a new election, allowing the entirely-legitimate Barack Obama to stay in the Presidency until we can arrange to appoint Hillary Clinton, who was the rightful winner all along.
Original graphic by TheOatmeal
"according to some calculations, the Uranium One deal, involving top Clinton donors Frank Guistra and Ian Telfer, has transferred as much as 50 percent of projected American uranium production to Kremlin control."
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RUSSIAGATE
Who paid Bill Clinton's $2.5 million commission and $500k speaking fee for brokering the sale of 20% of America's uranium deposits to Russia?
You are speaking about a really interesting deal that ended up giving Vladimir Putin and the Russians control of one-fifth of all uranium production capacity in the United States.
Since uranium is considered a strategic asset, with implications for national security, the deal had to be approved by a committee composed of representatives from a number of United States government agencies. ..."
Schweizer explained the “deep ties” the Clintons have to Russia, specifically how in 2010 then-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton approved the sale and transfer of 20% of U.S. uranium output to the Russian government ...”
Well done!!
Heh. Perfect!
(being satirical bro, don't get upset)
(being satirical bro, don't get upset)
As part of just-inaugurated President Obama’s new foreign policy to improve relations between the United States and Russia, then-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton met with Russia’s Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov in March 2009. Meeting in her hotel’s Salon Panorama in Geneva, she presented him with a small gift box containing a bright red button symbolizing the Obama administration’s desire to “reset” the relationship between the two governments.
Thus began an effort to transfer American technology to Russian President Vladimir Putin’s own “Silicon Valley,” called Skolkovo. In a report released in late July by the Government Accountability Institute (GAI) entitled From Russia With Money, authors Stephen Bannon and Peter Schweitzer reviewed the long sordid history of the technology transfer from companies such as Google, Intel, and Cisco of hi-tech technology with useful military applications.
The report quoted warnings from the FBI and the U.S. Army Foreign Military Studies Program at Fort Leavenworth that the transfer would work against American interests. Warned the U.S. Army:
[The “reset” would serve as] a vehicle for world-wide technology transfers to Russia in the areas of information technology, biomedicine, energy, satellite and space technology, and nuclear technology.
It was clearly a “quid pro quo” arrangement: 17 of the 28 companies involved in the technology transfer gave millions of dollars to the Clinton Foundation or to Bill Clinton for giving some speeches.
When those authors, both of whom are affiliated with Breitbart News, summed up their conclusions, one question remained: “The GAI investigative report says it’s unclear how much, if any, money [John] Podesta made.” Podesta, having served the Clintons for years, first as chief of staff to President Bill Clinton and then as counselor to President Obama and finally as Hillary’s campaign chairman, deserved a payoff.
But it wasn’t clear until the latest batch of e-mails provided by WikiLeaks went public last week that Americans now know. For his efforts Podesta received thousands of shares of common and preferred stock in one of the companies involved in the transfer. The fact came to light when WikiLeaks published e-mails Podesta sent to the company ordering it to transfer his shares to a shell corporation he had created a month earlier.
The e-mails included a letter Podesta wrote to the corporate secretary of that company instructing him to retitle 33,693 shares of preferred stock to Leonidio Holdings, LLC, a corporation that Podesta (or one of his staff) created using a Corporation Service Company to hide the shares from public view.
The company that gave Podesta the stock shares, Joule Unlimited, claims to be a producer of “alternative” energy technology that will eventually be able to produce energy that will be competitive with oil priced at $50 a barrel. It was a recipient of millions of Putin’s rubles as one of the gang of companies working to transfer American technology to Russia, one of America’s enemies.
As Schweizer told the New York Post in an interview in July:
The Clintons, they get their donations and speaking fees in the millions of dollars. The Russians get access to advanced US technology. The tech companies get special access to the Russian market and workforce….
All I ask is that people look at the money. Who made the deals, who benefited from the deals?
Thanks to WikiLeaks the “people” now know the name of at least one of those who participated in the deals and how he benefited from them: John Podesta, Hillary’s campaign manager.
The Truth Must Out! SPEAKING TRUTH TO POWER!!!!
WE MUST GET THE WORD OUT!!! Contact all your Democrat friends and pass along this daming indictment of Illegitimate Trump!
"....aw chit,he's starting anutter list"
It's right next to the right to have an abortion.
Ah Laz you have brightened my day no end
Did I miss them?
It is an incomplete list.
^_^
But - WHICH one is BORIS & which one is NATASHA? - This
gender confusion actually started with those clever Russians
who conjured up the whole thing beginning with BORIS &
NATASHA!! (Their last names are TRUMPETSKA in reality!)
- MSM is dead as a doornail. It was suicide.
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